Chaplin: “Do you have any snacks I could borrow?”
Mouse: “What do you mean, ‘borrow’? Snacks are really a one-way kind of item after you eat them.”
Chaplin: “They’re not for me. Charlee and Lulu are mad at me and won’t let me into their Princess Club unless I bring them snacks.”
Mouse: “I see. Well, leaving aside the fact that you are not exactly Princess Club material, yes, I have snacks. I’ve been collecting dried cranberries, stale granola, grains of rice, peanuts, peanut shells—”
Chaplin: “Yuck! That all sounds more like trash than like snacks.”
Mouse: “Well, I am a mouse.”
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Throwback (Dennis, Tucker, & Trixie) Thursday: Vizslas Vs. The Ocean
Post originally appeared July 20, 2008
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its the sunday awards and meem show whirld toor!!! brawt to yoo by jingle!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to this weeks sunday awards and meem show in witch owr whirld toor kontinyooz!!! wot duz tucker hav plannd for us nekst on owr eyetineraree??? hoo can say!!! but i am shoor it wil be fun!!!
ummmmm that luks like a playse ware ninja hedjhogs ar likely to hayng out or eeven grues!!! i do not want to be eeten by a grue!!! so before we go inside lets git started with the awards and meems!!!
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Roamin’ Holiday
After the repairs that Mr. Scott effected to the navigation system of the Doghouse of Justice, I had hoped to be able to navigate it as expertly as I did the original version which was, sadly, destroyed by dinosaurs last year. However, it appears that something in the circuitry still is not working properly. It has returned me to the correct place, but nowhere near the correct time …
vizslas vs the oshun
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel yesterday wuz verry eksiting mama and dada tuk us to a dog beech on the mithical iland kingdum of coronado wich is naymd after the famus awtomobeels mayd by desoto and krysler