Lo Pan Range


Bugs Bunny: “So you say you got set up by this Lo Pan, eh? I don’t know that guy. I usually have to put up with jokers like Elmer Fudd or Yosemite Sam. Is this Lo Pan like either of those maroons?”
Dennis: “Yep, he’s exactly like them. Except taller. And with magical powers. And a criminal empire. And, uh, legitimately dangerous.”
Producer Smurf: “I think what Dennis is smurfing to smurf is that Lo Pan smurfs nothing like those smurfs.”
Bugs Bunny: “Yeah, no kidding, Doc! He sounds more like yours truly!”
Spicoli: “The worst part of this whole thing was watching Lo Pan eat all our pork chops after we got arrested.”
Jack Burton: “You mean my pork chops.”
Spicoli: “Dude. Not the time to nitpick.”

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road trip day … wot day is it agin???

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel it shoor is troo that wun loozes trak of time in prizzin i cant remember if we hav ben lokd up for wun day or too days or like a day and a haff or wot however things hav gotten intresting with the arrival of flat tonys ant wot has come to bayl him owt altho for sum reezon he duznt seem to want to go with her:

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