Tag: prison

The Naughty List

It is of course common knowledge that Dennis the Vizsla is permanently on the “Naughty” list. But what some of Dennis’s newer nice readers may not be aware of is exactly how he got on the “Naughty” list in the first place, way back…

It’s A Blast

Dennis: “I don’t see why my box of meat has to be in the blast chamber. It’s just meat.” Ambassador: “Bob said so and Bob is the expert.” Vermin: “HISSS! Stupid big dog! Why are you complaining? If the crate has a bomb in…

Overheard Around The Dining Room

Overheard Around The Backyard

Burgers Or Bust

attack of the mullets!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i am sending owt this brawdkast via my sub etha signaling deevise in the hopes that wun day it may reetch the erth and the brawdkast sez help help i am imprizzind in the…

Overheard Around The Warden’s Office

its the sunday awards and meem show time off for gud behayvyor edishun!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as yoo may rekall i wuz reesently put thru a kangaroo kort regarding my alledjd toaster ovens for awards skeem despite my obvius innosense i hav ben redogded to prizzin becuz apparently wot yoo…

letters frum prizzin

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i hav herd sad nooz thru the graypvine that khyras sister kyrye went away if yoo wood like to go and wish her gud running at the rainbow bridj!!! wel ennyway i am riting this…

On The Border

Overheard Around The Dungeon

yet anuther letter frum prizzin

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay even tho i agreed to kooperayt with the nice man frum mash and his frend wot is kind of skware and tasitern they stil lokd me up in prizzin!!!  they say it is for my…

Lockup: Hound

Welcome to today’s episode of Lockup: Hound, the show that takes you inside the unseen world of dog convicts.  Today, we take our cameras to California, where the notorious pillow and stuffie killer Dennis the Vizsla sits in solitary confinement, awaiting his parole.

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