It’s A Blast


Dennis: “I don’t see why my box of meat has to be in the blast chamber. It’s just meat.”
Ambassador: “Bob said so and Bob is the expert.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Stupid big dog! Why are you complaining? If the crate has a bomb in it and the bomb goes off, we’ll have instant barbecue!”
Dennis: “Oooh, you’re right! Blow it up, Bob!”
Bob the Pyromaniac Builder: “All right, I’m going to open the crate!”

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attack of the mullets!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i am sending owt this brawdkast via my sub etha signaling deevise in the hopes that wun day it may reetch the erth and the brawdkast sez help help i am imprizzind in the death spud brig and can only git messadjez owt via my sub etha signaling deevise!!!

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its the sunday awards and meem show time off for gud behayvyor edishun!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as yoo may rekall i wuz reesently put thru a kangaroo kort regarding my alledjd toaster ovens for awards skeem despite my obvius innosense i hav ben redogded to prizzin becuz apparently wot yoo say can be yoozd aginst yoo if yoo for instanse tayk a call on yore sell fone dooring yore trial hoo noo??? ennyway i hav ben told that i hav a visitter and i am just wayting for them to show up!!!

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