Mad Ants Beyond Sugardome: The Final Round

Mr. Nibbles: “All right, Mr. Dennis, I’ve got your itinerary for your trip to D.C.”
Dennis: “Thanks, Mr. Nibbles!”
Producer Smurf: “Okay, ha ha, very funny, you put the show runner in a cage. Now smurf me out of here. Pink Panther, it’s your turn to smurf on the ant.”
Pink Panther: “I think I’m pretty happy out here.”
Spicoli: “Dude, we’re rolling. Do something interesting.”

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Mad Ants Beyond Sugardome: Round One

Dennis: “So how long have you been hunting ants, Mr. Anthunter?”
Martian Manhunter: “Manhunter.”
Producer Smurf: “Dennis! Quit annoying the talent! We’ve got a show to smurf!”

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We Don’t Need ANTother Hero


Vermin: “HISSS! I suppose you’re all wondering why I called this meeting.”
Mouse: “Actually, I’m wondering how you called this meeting. I have your account blocked from scheduling the conference room.”
Vermin: “Oh I gave the stoner dog a bag of Doritos and he let me use his account to book the room.”

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The Anti-Ant League

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Dennis: “Before we start today’s meeting, I would like to thank Spicoli for picking up donuts.”
Vermin: “HISSS! You say that like you think the stoner dog is going to share!”
Spicoli: “Of course I’ll share. You guys can split the toasted coconut one.”

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its the sunday awards and meem show hipster kitties edishun!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot??? my old frend sharkbytes hoo wuz the mama of my old frend maggie the vizsla hoo lukd like my old brother tucker the vizsla has given me a liebster award!!!

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and yoo no wot an award meens an award meens its time for a sunday awards and meem show!!! chek it owt!!!

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