Tag: producer smurf

My Cup Runneth Empty

Charlee: “We were just kidding about the stink. You smell terrific.”Skunk: “Yeah? What terrific thing do I smell like?”Spicoli: “Patchouli. Or maybe pizza. Or maybe pizza with patchouli on top.”Vermin: “HISSS! Like freshly roasted ticks!”Lulu: “Like something I found in the yard that I… Continue Reading “My Cup Runneth Empty”

Skunkworks

Charlee: “I can’t believe you mistook a skunk for me, Chaplin.”Producer Smurf: “I can.”Vermin: “HISSS! So can I.”

Woodland Creatures

Producer Smurf: “So, fellow woodland creature, what smurfs you into the house for a visit?”Skunk: “I was invited in for cat food. Also, you may. not be aware of this, but it’s not exactly a woodland around these parts.”Chaplin: “Why are you calling Charlee… Continue Reading “Woodland Creatures”

SnackQuest

Chaplin: “Do you have any snacks I could borrow?” Mouse: “What do you mean, ‘borrow’? Snacks are really a one-way kind of item after you eat them.” Chaplin: “They’re not for me. Charlee and Lulu are mad at me and won’t let me into… Continue Reading “SnackQuest”

Fundraising

Yard Turtle: “What’s with the big red banner?”Lulu: “Well for some reason no one was in favor of getting money from Facebook, and the local health department put the kibosh on my plan to put opn a benefit concert to raise money for balloons.… Continue Reading “Fundraising”

The Quorum Forum

Lulu: “All right, now that we have a quorum, let’s hear arguments for and against, then take a vote to decide if we want to try to get this economic assistance from Facebook so that we can buy new balloons for the turtle.”Vermin: “HISSS!… Continue Reading “The Quorum Forum”

It’s The Sunday Awards And Meme Show Skipping A Meeting Edition!

Lulu: “Thanks for coming to this meeting. So the reason I called you here is to discuss this thing from Facebook about economic relief for The Oceanside Animals. I don’t know how much money Facebook wants to give us, but I figure it must… Continue Reading “It’s The Sunday Awards And Meme Show Skipping A Meeting Edition!”

It’s The Sunday Awards And Meme Show Furniture Moving Edition!

Lulu: “What’s this piece of furniture doing out here? It’s usually out in the garage.” Charlee: “This is where the hosts sit for The Sunday Awards and Meme Show.” Chaplin: “There’s an award this week, so we had Spicoli drag it out of the… Continue Reading “It’s The Sunday Awards And Meme Show Furniture Moving Edition!”

Concerts In The Park Yard

Gotcha Where We Wantcha

Delivery Man: “I’ve got a package for ‘The Hipster Kitties’ and a ‘Lulu’.” Hipsters: “That’s us!” Lulu: “You can leave it there in the Neutral Zone.” Delivery Man: “The what?” Lulu: “I mean the front step.” Delivery Man: “Oh, right.”

It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad Lib

It’s A Happy Hipster Birthday!

Three years ago today, two cute little tiny kittens were born:

Visiting Hours

  Lulu: “What’s the first thing you’re going to do when we get to Kosmo’s house, Chaplin?” Chaplin: “I’m going to wash off all this troll ear wax. What about you?” Producer Smurf: “You smurf the least smurfy airline ever. What kind of airline… Continue Reading “Visiting Hours”

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