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The Last Will and Testament of Dennis the Vizsla Dog

Scrooge: “I’ve read several ridiculous last wills and testaments for you creatures over the years, but this one really puts the butter on the crumpet. Bah humbug.” Mouse: “How so?” Chaplin: “Did you hear that? We’re getting buttered crumpets.” Charlee: “I don’t think that’s…

In Memoriam

Mr. Nibbles: “You look like you have a question, friend Hipsters.” Chaplin: “We don’t understand why we’re having a party for Dennis but he isn’t here for it.” Spicoli: “Oh, little dudes, this isn’t a party. It’s a memorial service. And that’s how memorial…

Do You Feel Lucky?

Dada’s Note: Literally the day we were going to make the call, Dennis suddenly bounced back, happily greeting us at the door with a wagging tail for the first time in days. Whether this is an effect of increased prednisone and his new biome…

Lo Pan And Shut Case

Bugs Bunny: “I’m pretty  impressed that you managed to wriggle out of that tiny tunnel opening, Doc. How’d you do it?” Jack Burton: “Nothing to it. I just greased it up with pomade and slipped right out.” Vermin: “HISSS! I seem to be stuck…

Lo Pan Range

Bugs Bunny: “So you say you got set up by this Lo Pan, eh? I don’t know that guy. I usually have to put up with jokers like Elmer Fudd or Yosemite Sam. Is this Lo Pan like either of those maroons?” Dennis: “Yep,…

Back! To the Future!

Dennis: “I hope the Hipsters are doing all right with those ninja hedgehogs.” James Bond (1986): “I’m sure there’s no need to worry about your little friends, Dennis. They can obviously take care of themselves.” Mouse: “I’m not sure if you really believe that…

Shaken Not Stirred

James Bond: “Stand back, my furry little friends. These creatures are dangerous!” Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “So, Mr. Bond, you thought you could blow up our mealworm vats and not pay the price? Think again.” Dennis: “I haven’t done anything to your mealworm vats. Lately….

Back to the Past

James Bond: “Who’s a good puppy? Who’s a cute puppy? Who? Who?” Dennis: “Me?” James Bond: “That’s right! And who deserves a head pat and a chin skritch?” Dennis: “Also me?” James Bond: “That’s right!” Mouse: “Sure sure, Dennis is awesome. Now can you…

Aces High

Spicoli: “Dude, is it just me or does your gadget look an awful lot like a flux capacitor?” Mouse: “It’s not just you. The flux capacitor sets up a small time oscillation inside the slot machine which allows me to control the output of…

Jokers Wild

Dennis: “Charlee! Chaplin! What are you doing in the mythical land of Hungary?” Chaplin: “We’re here to bring you back home to California!” Felix Leiter:”Those cats have some sharp-looking tuxedos.”

Has Anyone Seen Abe Frohman?

Spicoli: “Yo, dude, do you work here?” Ambassador: “Yes, I do. That’s why I’m on this side of the counter. How can I help you today, ‘sir’?” Spicoli: “We’re looking for our friend. He’s a red dog who accidentally got deported to Hungary.” Ambassador:…

Shell Riders In The Sky

Charlee: “Look, Chaplin! I can see our house from here!” Producer Smurf: “Of course you can smurf your house from here. We’ve only smurfed like a hundred feet.”

Mad Ants Beyond Sugardome: The Final Round

Mr. Nibbles: “All right, Mr. Dennis, I’ve got your itinerary for your trip to D.C.” Dennis: “Thanks, Mr. Nibbles!” Producer Smurf: “Okay, ha ha, very funny, you put the show runner in a cage. Now smurf me out of here. Pink Panther, it’s your…

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