The Unmasked Singer

Batman: “So tell me, have you ever considered adding cat ears to your uniform?”
Uhura: “Captain, we’ve locked onto the target destination for Josie and the Pussycats. Also, requesting permission to smack Batman upside the head.”
Captain Kirk: “Permission granted. Scotty, beam our guests down after Uhura smacks Batman.”

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Trollty Towers

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Spicoli: “Dude. Seriously. This is not the time to be rolling around in the snow.”
Lulu: “So this stuff is called ‘snow’? I like it!”
Producer Smurf: “Will you quit smurfing around and smurf back on the Magic Flying Coaster? You’re smurfing up my troll tour.”
Chaplin: “Wheee! I’m way up high! Charlee has never been this high up! I win!”
Troll: “Har jeg fått noe på hodet?”*

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What Is The Measure Of A Troll?

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Mouse: “Why are you hanging out on the patio, Lulu?”
Lulu: “Well Chaplin has been trolling me by taking my boxes, mat, and beds, so I came out here where I know he won’t do that.”

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