hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i am stil heer keeping an eye on the gests to mayk shoor they dont akisdently eet enny treets wot they ment to giv to me so heer is another reepeet chosen by the faymus random dot org randum number jeneraytor!!! this is a publik serviss annownsement wot orijinally appeerd way bak in the mithikal yeer 2008!!! ok bye
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am sorry to preempt the eksiting konkloozhun of bugs bunnys rayse aginst the tortiss but last nite tucker bekaym verry sik and had to go to the emerdjensee vet ware he reeseevd sub … subkyoo … wel ennyway they stuk a needel in him just like wot trouble the kitty yoozed to git and then they sent him home with antibiotiks!!! evrywun wuz verry wurreed abowt him!!! but then mama remembered that she had kawt him eeting sum misteeryus thing wot he fownd owt in the bakyard and she did not git to him in time to mayk him stop so now evrywun thinks he is having a bad reakshun to wot the emerdjensee vet calld a dietary indiskreshun!!! so theirfore as a publik serviss i am presenting a skolarly treetis on things wot shud be eeten and things wot shud be rolld in chek it owt!!!
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as yoo may rekall i wuz reesently put thru a kangaroo kort regarding my alledjd toaster ovens for awards skeem despite my obvius innosense i hav ben redogded to prizzin becuz apparently wot yoo say can be yoozd aginst yoo if yoo for instanse tayk a call on yore sell fone dooring yore trial hoo noo??? ennyway i hav ben told that i hav a visitter and i am just wayting for them to show up!!!
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Hello, stuffie friends. This is Round Duck.
I was recently awarded to Dennis for racing in a flyball competition. Immediately upon arriving, I began to hear horror stories from the other stuffies about their treatment at Dennis’s paws, but I was sure that, being a prize for his athletic performance, I would receive more respect. Unfortunately I was quite wrong.
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Hello stuffie friends. This is Yellow Duckie, with an important public service announcement about arthroscopic surgery. You may have heard that arthroscopic surgery is a safe and effective treatment for many conditions, which is true, but you still must be sure to choose a qualified arthroscopic surgeon. Unfortunately, I did not have that option; stuffie rules require that I visit my PCP (or “primary canine playmate”) for all procedures, and my PCP is the infamous Dennis.
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Hello stuffie friends, this is Cowboy Hedgehog, and I am here with an important public service announcement about unnecessary surgery and a dangerous syndrome called Munchhounden by Proxy.
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Hello, stuffie friedds. My dabe is Fuzzy Browd Bear, add for several modths I have shared a hobe with Dennis the Vizsla Dog. As you bay dow, Dennis styles hibself a cobediad, and edjoys posting purportedly huborous stories and silly jokes about his advedtures.
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Hello stuffie friends. My name is Blue Elephant, and I am here with a public service announcement about choosing a gymnastics coach.
Hello stuffie friends. My name is Spotted Giraffe, and I am here with a public service announcement about choosing a chiropractor to keep your spine in proper working order.
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Hello, stuffie friends. My name is Blue Dog, and I am here with a cautionary tale about choosing a surgeon for your operation.
The following is a public service announcement from No-Sweat brand squeak-toy deodorants and antiperspirants.
The Oceanside Animals 