Put a Sausage on the Barbie

Trixie: “So you two cats claim that you live here in the future, and that you grew up with Dennis?”
Chaplin: “Yes, that’s right.”
Trixie: “And you further claim that you traveled back in time in the Doghouse of Justice to collect toots from Tucker because you think you can get rich selling them on the Internet?”
Chaplin: “That’s also right.”
Tucker: “Hmmm …”

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Overheard Around The House


Producer Smurf: “So you’re back? Did the Humane Society smurf you your poetic license?”
Dennis: “No, it turns out they don’t have poetic licenses there. They suggested the library.”

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