What Is The Measure Of A Troll?

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Mouse: “Why are you hanging out on the patio, Lulu?”
Lulu: “Well Chaplin has been trolling me by taking my boxes, mat, and beds, so I came out here where I know he won’t do that.”

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seven by seven

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay my gud frend dozer has sined me up for a seven by seven wich is of korse a speshul sort of in-n-owt berger hamberger wot has seven meet patteez and slices of cheez mmmmmmmmm i can hardly wayt for dada to tayk me owt to get my seven by seven and — wot??? oh dada sez that the seven by seven duznt meen i git to go to in-n-owt berger it meens i hav giv seven ansers to seven kweschuns aw jeez first i dont git enny hot dogs and now i dont get in-n-owt berger life is so unfayr!!!! ok wel ennyway heer ar my seventy seven answers:

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