Bean: “Welcome to day one of How To Be A Watchdog. Umm, Lulu, I kind of thought it was just going to be me showing you how to bark at stuff.”
Lulu: “Well I invited a few friends.”
Rhodey Ridgeback: “I would just like to point out that there are cats here.”
Tag: q & a
What Is The Measure Of A Troll?
Mouse: “Why are you hanging out on the patio, Lulu?”
Lulu: “Well Chaplin has been trolling me by taking my boxes, mat, and beds, so I came out here where I know he won’t do that.”
seven by seven
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay my gud frend dozer has sined me up for a seven by seven wich is of korse a speshul sort of in-n-owt berger hamberger wot has seven meet patteez and slices of cheez mmmmmmmmm i can hardly wayt for dada to tayk me owt to get my seven by seven and — wot??? oh dada sez that the seven by seven duznt meen i git to go to in-n-owt berger it meens i hav giv seven ansers to seven kweschuns aw jeez first i dont git enny hot dogs and now i dont get in-n-owt berger life is so unfayr!!!! ok wel ennyway heer ar my seventy seven answers: