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Posted on January 11, 2016
by Dennis the Vizsla
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RIP Jareth. I mean David Bowie. (Post originally appeared in 2009.)
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Category: Dogs, VizslasTags: 80s hair bands, david bowie, Dogs, goblin king, hoggle, jack torrance, jareth, labyrinth, mazes, poison, quests, the shining, tight pants, tom jones, Vizslas
Posted on September 18, 2010
by Dennis the Vizsla
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Having been rescued from certain annihilation, TRON, YORI, and I have traveled to the most remote region of the iPhone in which I am trapped. They have promised to take me to someone who can help me escape this electronic prison and return me…
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Category: Dogs, VizslasTags: apps, coneheads, Dogs, iphone, lacey underall, plants vs. zombies, quests, saturday matinee, starbucks, tron, ty webb, Vizslas, yori
Posted on November 10, 2009
by Dennis the Vizsla
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Category: Dogs, VizslasTags: are you going to finish that?, bubbles, cora munro, daniel day-lewis, detectives, Dogs, dr. watson, escher, fish, glinda, gollum, hawkeye, lassie, last of the mohicans, madeleine stowe, pipes, quests, refrigerators, searching, sherlock holmes, trackers, tracking, Vizslas
Posted on January 17, 2009
by Dennis the Vizsla
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Having successfully captured the so-called “monster” that had been terrorizing the Bog of Eternal Stench, my gnome guide and I have embarked on our return journey to the Goblin King’s castle, where we will present Tucker to him and let him know that the…
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Category: Dogs, VizslasTags: david bowie, Dogs, hoggle, labyrinth, ludo, quests, saturday matinee, the bog of eternal stench, the goblin king, Vizslas
Posted on January 10, 2009
by Dennis the Vizsla
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After agreeing to perform some service for the mysterious and terrifying Goblin King, I have found myself being led through the Labyrinth by a glum and morose Hoggle, who insists that this quest will be the death of us. Unfortunately, I still don’t know…
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Category: Dogs, VizslasTags: bog of eternal stench, Dogs, every rose has its thorn, garbage, hoggle, labyrinth, poison, quests, the goblin king, travelocity, Vizslas, wumpus
Posted on January 3, 2009
by Dennis the Vizsla
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After escaping from the FBI dungeon with the help of my new friend, Hoggle the Gnome, I have found myself in a strange subterranean maze, the likes of which have not been seen since the Minotaur roamed the labyrinth of Knossos. Although I am…
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Category: Dogs, VizslasTags: 80s hair bands, david bowie, Dogs, goblin king, hoggle, jack torrance, jareth, labyrinth, mazes, poison, quests, the shining, tight pants, tom jones, Vizslas
Posted on July 9, 2008
by James Viscosi
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well as yoo no i resently compleetd my kwest to find the lost kongs however an astoot reeder has sent me a pikcher of a jigantic kong bigger then enny dog toy yoo hav evr seen…
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Posted on June 7, 2008
by James Viscosi
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Rumor has it they used to worship red Kongs around here. You know, the kind that look like insulators from power lines or the rubber bump-stop from an old Volkswagen. But one by one, the Kongs disappeared. The superstitious say that the gods took…
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Category: Dogs, VizslasTags: antiquities, archeology, Cats, Dogs, exploration, gophers, hedgehogs, idols, mysteries, quests, raiders of the lost ark, saturday matinee, snakes, thieves, Vizslas
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