The Oceanside Animals
And their imaginary friends
Tag: quests
Snack Quest with a Vengeance
Bilbo Baggins: “Hello, Spicoli. What can I do for you today?” Spicoli: “Hey dude! This is my friend Chaplin. He’s on a quest for snacks.” Chaplin: “Aren’t you a little big for a gopher?”
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SnackQuest
Chaplin: “Do you have any snacks I could borrow?” Mouse: “What do you mean, ‘borrow’? Snacks are really a one-way kind of item after you eat them.” Chaplin: “They’re not for me. Charlee and Lulu are mad at me and won’t let me into… Continue Reading “SnackQuest”
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Caturday Matinee: The Quest
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Memorial Monday: In The Hall Of David Bowie. I Mean The Goblin King.
RIP Jareth. I mean David Bowie. (Post originally appeared in 2009.)
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Jailbreak
Having been rescued from certain annihilation, TRON, YORI, and I have traveled to the most remote region of the iPhone in which I am trapped. They have promised to take me to someone who can help me escape this electronic prison and return me… Continue Reading “Jailbreak”
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Dennis-Quest
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Mission Accomplished … ?
Having successfully captured the so-called “monster” that had been terrorizing the Bog of Eternal Stench, my gnome guide and I have embarked on our return journey to the Goblin King’s castle, where we will present Tucker to him and let him know that the… Continue Reading “Mission Accomplished … ?”
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The Goblin King’s Quest
After agreeing to perform some service for the mysterious and terrifying Goblin King, I have found myself being led through the Labyrinth by a glum and morose Hoggle, who insists that this quest will be the death of us. Unfortunately, I still don’t know… Continue Reading “The Goblin King’s Quest”
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In The Hall Of The Goblin King
After escaping from the FBI dungeon with the help of my new friend, Hoggle the Gnome, I have found myself in a strange subterranean maze, the likes of which have not been seen since the Minotaur roamed the labyrinth of Knossos. Although I am… Continue Reading “In The Hall Of The Goblin King”
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the kong of the godz
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well as yoo no i resently compleetd my kwest to find the lost kongs however an astoot reeder has sent me a pikcher of a jigantic kong bigger then enny dog toy yoo hav evr seen… Continue Reading “the kong of the godz”
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Raiders of the Lost Kong
Rumor has it they used to worship red Kongs around here. You know, the kind that look like insulators from power lines or the rubber bump-stop from an old Volkswagen. But one by one, the Kongs disappeared. The superstitious say that the gods took… Continue Reading “Raiders of the Lost Kong”
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Hipsters, Lulu, & Company
Thank you Petcretary Ingrid of Meezer’s Mews & Terrieristical Woofs!
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