Who Watches the Watchdog?

Norman #1: “Nobody move, this is a ninja hedgehog raid!”
Norman #2: “We have water pistols and we’re not afraid to … Hey, where’d the cat go?”
Lulu: “You mean Chaplin? He had to use the facilities. He asked me to watch his stuff while he was gone.”

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Raiding Is A Lost Art

Norman #1: “Nobody move! This is a ninja hedgehog raid!”
Norman #2: “Hand over our 20% of the loot you got for fencing our stuff, your 80% of the loot you got for fencing our stuff, and our stuff that you fenced!”

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A Heffalump’s Faithful Like Zero Percent

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Spicoli: “Dude, why are you still carrying that fake spider around? I thought you were afraid of it.”
Dennis: “Well I was, but then I realized that I haven’t been attacked by any heffalumps while I’ve had it, so I think it’s keeping the heffalumps away.”
Spicoli: “That’s funny, I don’t remember you having a problem with being attacked by heffalumps before Vermin dropped the spider on your head.”
Dennis: “Well I wasn’t. But I could have.”

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The World Stage

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Russian Hacker: “Lord Putin, as you commanded, we have conducted a massive DDoS strike against the American internet, yet news of the dog’s faux paw continues to spread.”
Vladimir Putin: “I want that dog in the White House. Stage an attack to generate sympathy for him.”
Russian Hacker: “As you command, Lord Putin. By the way, did you see what we did there? ‘Faux paw’? Are we not so very clever?”
Vladimir Putin: “Yes. You are hilarious. Now if you will excuse me, I am about to crack some eggs so that my short order cook can make me an omelet.”

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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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hi ate us

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay dada sez he needs to tayk a littel brake frum helping me with the blog so i am going to just post random old adventchers for a bit a sort of klip show if yoo wil i apolodjize to those wot hav seen theez before but maybe yoo wil ketch sumthing yoo missd the first time arownd!!! ok bye

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rayd???

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as yoo may no my sister trouble the kitty wen she is not trying to destroy us dogs or tayk over the wurld or wotever likes to spend time as her alter ego a nineteen yeer old kitty hoo spends most of her time sleeping in her heeted cat boks wel i think her seekret identity must be blown becuz their has ben a rayd on her boks chek it owt!!!

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