Handsome Ransom

Charlee: “It seems like the thing to do will be to go to the ninja hedgehog lair and ask them to give Chaplin back.”
Spicoli: “What makes you think the hedgehogs will give him back instead of keeping him as a hostage, dude?”
Charlee: “Haven’t you ever heard of ‘The Ransom of Red Chief‘?”

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WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE?

HELLO HUMAN SERVANTS, THIS IS TROUBLE THE KITTY. IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THERE ARE RUMORS THAT ONE OR MORE OF THE BIG CLUMSY DOGS WHO STEP ON ME HAVE BEEN RESCUED. I WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS THESE RUMORS BY — HANG ON, SOMEONE IS OUTSIDE MY BOX.

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