Mad Ants Beyond Sugardome: Round One

Dennis: “So how long have you been hunting ants, Mr. Anthunter?”
Martian Manhunter: “Manhunter.”
Producer Smurf: “Dennis! Quit annoying the talent! We’ve got a show to smurf!”

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We Don’t Need ANTother Hero


Vermin: “HISSS! I suppose you’re all wondering why I called this meeting.”
Mouse: “Actually, I’m wondering how you called this meeting. I have your account blocked from scheduling the conference room.”
Vermin: “Oh I gave the stoner dog a bag of Doritos and he let me use his account to book the room.”

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