Playing Favorites

Charlee: “So, what are the Smurfhamas and how do we get there?”
Realtor Smurf: “The Smurfhamas are resort islands in the Caribbean. I don’t know how you would smurf there, but Papa Smurf smurfed a charter plane to smurf himself and Smurfette and a few other favorites there.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Did you hear that? Papa Smurf has favorites! And I’m not looking at two of them! Ha ha ha ha!”

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We Need To Talk About Chaplin (But We Aren’t Going To)

Charlee: “Hey, so this real estate talk has been fascinating and all but where is Papa Smurf? I need to talk to him about my brother.”
Realtor Smurf: “You smurfed Azrael into the village?! Have you smurfed your mind? Azrael is our secondary mortal enemy!”
Producer Smurf: “This isn’t Azrael. This is Charlee. I smurf around her house.”
Realtor Smurf: “You smurf around with Azrael?! That’s a new low even for you, Producer Smurf!”

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