Ninja: “I said, Have you seen an escaped red panda around here?”
Lulu: “Ummm, why, did you lose one?”
Red Panda: “… 2 … 1 … Zero!”
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Ninjitswho?
Lulu: “Can we, uh, can we help you?”
Ninja: “Mmmf mmf mfmfmm mmphhhpm.”
Red Panda: “Uh-oh, a ninja.”
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Bam! Boo!
Java Bean: “I think I’ve reached my maximum bandwidth for sending peemail.”
Lulu: “Smells like a squirrel passed by here about a week ago.”
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K-Park
Red Panda: “These are eucalyptus trees. You know I’m not a koala, right?”
Lulu: “The bamboo is on the other side of the park.”
Java Bean: “Okay now I own this sign.”
Koala #1: “CRIKEY! GET OFF ME LAWN YA BOGANS!”
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Overheard Around the House
Red Panda: “What’s this? It doesn’t look like bamboo.”
Lulu: “It’s not bamboo. It’s a Christmas cactus.”
Java Bean: (snoring)
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The Shape of Things to Come
Charlee: “This seems a tad excessive.”
Bob the Pyromaniac Builder: “I only use the absolute minimum amount of dynamite required.”
Agent McFold: “Don’t worry. The shaped charges are designed to only open the safe and cause no other damage. Right, Bob?”
Bob the Pyromaniac Builder: “That’s absolutely right!”
Chaplin: “They don’t seem shaped so much as just kind of piled up.”
Bob the Pyromaniac Builder: “‘Just kinda piled up’ is totally a shape!”
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Bad Tradecraft
Lulu: “I think Mama might have a bamboo plant on the bathroom. Are you a bamboo aficionado?”
Red Panda: “Yes, very much so.”
Agent Frenchie: “That was quick thinking covering up the papers with your own body, Agent Blaze.”
Agent Blaze: “Paint me like one of your French bulldogs, Jack.”
Agent Frenchie: “Stop saying that. It’s disturbing.”
Charlee: “You do realize none of that paperwork is anything secret, right?”
Agent McFold: “What?! You read it?”
Charlee: “No, I just know all the important papers are in the safe in the office.”
Agent McFold: “A safe, you say … ?”
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The Wrap-Up Report
Agent Frenchie: “So here are the papers we found in your Mama’s office. As you can see, they’re not properly chewed to pieces.”
Charlee: “They’re kind of chewed up a little bit though.”
Chaplin: “We cats did that. We get extra points or something, right?”
Agent McFold: “Extra points? Do you think this is Hogwarts? Also, yes, for being cats.”
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The Great Escape
Java Bean: “Now what are you watching?”
Lulu: “A red panda escaped from its enclosure down at the zoo, but they got it back pretty quickly.”
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