Norman #1: “I’m starting to think there’s just a tape recorder in there, Norman.” Norman #2: “Maybe we should just dump it over.” Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “No, that’s too risky, Norman. You may have beaten the fluffy dog in paw-to-paw combat, but she might have booby-trapped the wheelbarrow.”
Jack Sparrow: “Land ho! Mr. Spicoli! Prepare to launch the ship’s tender!”
Spicoli: “The what now, dude?”
Jack Sparrow: “The small boat for going ashore! Savvy?”
Spicoli: “I don’t see anything like that on board, dude.”
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay those hillbillies hav tayken all owr oyl away in there fleet of gleeming tanker trucks so the big hole is empty and now trixie and me ar going down in it to find tucker wish us luk!!!
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I have heard the holiday season is a busy one for rescues. Apparently this is the time of year that people decide to give up their loving pets. So this email is to let everyone know we are ramping up. I will need extra help over the next several months. I do appreciate all of you have been able to help so far!
I have had three calls in as many days about Vizslas that are being given up. I worked with the Wirehaired Rescues on the last 6 month old, as he was 1/2 wirehaired. They are going to foster him.
But I just received a call from a desperate family that needs to give up their 4 year old male, Valcore. He has seperation anxiety and they can no longer deal with him escaping. He will need someone who is home all day to be with him, and I am sure he needs lots of love and excercise.
Please call or email me if you can help out with Valcore. Right now he is in Fullerton, but I can work on transportation if anyone can take him.
In addition, we have the following dogs that need homes: Copper, a very sweet 5 year old male; Charlie, a rambunctious 2 year old male; Puppy, 1/2 wirehaired & 1/2 smooth Vizsla that is untrained; and now Valcore, a stressed out 4 year old male. Oh, and we are helping the Ridgeback Rescue with two brothers (about 4 years old) that are 1/2 Vizsla.
HELLO HUMAN SERVANTS, THIS IS TROUBLE THE KITTY. IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THERE ARE RUMORS THAT ONE OR MORE OF THE BIG CLUMSY DOGS WHO STEP ON ME HAVE BEEN RESCUED. I WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS THESE RUMORS BY — HANG ON, SOMEONE IS OUTSIDE MY BOX.