A Very Minor 49er

Mouse: “Listen, you randos can’t just show up and start digging big holes in the yard.”
Lulu: “Yeah, that’s my job!”
Charlee: “What are you all even mining for, anyway?”
Timmy: “I hear a helicopter! I bet it’s Lassie!”

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Water Rescue

Lulu: “Psst! Chaplin! We’re here to rescue you!”
Chaplin: “Rescue me? I don’t need to be rescued. I’m scamming all kinds of free food down here.”
Charlee: “But the ship is mostly underwater. If the windows in that room start to leak, you might get wet.”
Seagull: “What’s wrong with water? I love water! Love it! Love it!”
Captain Yosemite Sam: “Sinking while at the pier in the harbor! Consarn it! I’m never going to live this one down!”

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Under Da Sea!

Captain Yosemite Sam: “Varmint! Give me that iPad so I can text someone to come help us.”
Seagull: “You can’t text from it! It’s not on the wi-fi! Not on the wi-fi!”
Sebastian: “Thppppppffft!”

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Observed Around the Secret Ninja Hedgehog Lair

Norman #1: “I’m starting to think there’s just a tape recorder in there, Norman.”
Norman #2: “Maybe we should just dump it over.”
Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “No, that’s too risky, Norman. You may have beaten the fluffy dog in paw-to-paw combat, but she might have booby-trapped the wheelbarrow.”

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how i spent my weekend by dennis the vizsla dog!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as yoo may hav herd we had a fire heer in sandy eggo and it wuz tayking direkt aym at the mithikal sitty of oshunside


smoke frum the lilac fire wen it wuz like fifteen miles away frum my howse


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All Ashore That’s Going Ashore


Jack Sparrow: “Land ho! Mr. Spicoli! Prepare to launch the ship’s tender!”
Spicoli: “The what now, dude?”
Jack Sparrow: “The small boat for going ashore! Savvy?”
Spicoli: “I don’t see anything like that on board, dude.”

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reskyew party!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay those hillbillies hav tayken all owr oyl away in there fleet of gleeming tanker trucks so the big hole is empty and now trixie and me ar going down in it to find tucker wish us luk!!!

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sunday awards and meem show brawt to yoo by dennis having his blog bak!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel after the fiasko wot wuz last weeks sunday awards and meem show with tuckers shoddy produkshun valyooz we now retern yoo to owr regyoolaryly schedjoold sunday awards and meem show with my shoddy produkshun valyooz insted!!! i meen with my verry hi end produkshun valyooz!!! starting with lots of eksklamayshun poynts!!! ok mooving on lets git started:

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