Mouse: “Are you still trying to do ‘research’ on Oona and Bean?”
Charlee: “Yes, a few people suggested that the rainbows might mean they’re unicorns, so I scrounged this unicorn movie out of Dada’s DVD collection.”
Mouse: “Because 80s movies are the best place to get information about unicorns and such.”
Charlee: “Sure, why not? It seems to work for Dada.”

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Vampire Research

Mr. Nibbles: “How much do you actually know about vampires, friend Charlee?”
Charlee: “Well I did some research and apparently they sometimes have pointy teeth, they catch fire in daylight, they like blondes …”
Vermin: “HISSS! Wrong! They sparkle in daylight!”
Spicoli: “Dude, are you getting your information from streaming Buffy the Vampire Slayer?”
Charlee: “Where else would I get it from? The library?”

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