me vs the room wot moovs the reevendj!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel the astoot nice reeder may remember that a fyoo yeerz ago i did battel with the room wot moovs at the bilding ware tucker goze to git his chi … chiro … wel ennyway that is ware he goze to git his bak wurkd!!! for those of yoo hoo do not remember it go chek it owt their ar menny pikchers and viddyos of the terror that wuz the room wot moovs!!! i wil wayt heer for yoo to git bak!!!

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the lazy sunday viddyo!!!

hello nice reederz its denns the vizsla dog hay so the sunday awards and meem show is on hiatus for this week however i hav this viddyo frum a wile bak wot dada tuk of trixie watching sum peepul wot wer wakking weeds up on the hill chek it owt oh hang on that annoying prodooser smerf just came in yes prodooser smerf wot do yoo want???

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EXILED

HELLO HUMAN SERVANTS, THIS IS TROUBLE THE KITTY. SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE HEARD RUMORS THAT I WAS DRIVEN OUT OF MY KINGDOM, ALSO KNOWN AS THE COUNTER IN THE GARAGE, BY A SWARM OF BEES. I AM NOW HOLDING A PRESS CONFERENCE TO ADDRESS THESE RUMORS.

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A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A CAT

HELLO HUMAN SERVANTS, THIS IS TROUBLE THE KITTY. THE OTHER DAY MY HUMAN SERVANT LEFT THE SIDE DOOR OPEN SUPPOSEDLY SO I COULD GET SOME LIGHT AND FRESH AIR, ALTHOUGH I SUSPECT HE HAD AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE.

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Curiouser And Curiouser

So yesterday, we took a little trip to Fry’s to buy hard drives for my new Drobo, then to the Apple store so my wife could talk to a Genius and look at laptop bags. As a result of last week’s pillow incident, Dennis was in his crate while we were out, which makes the scene when we got home all the more interesting:

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