Observed Around the Plateau

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos: “Behind me you can see the latest discovery here on the Nazca plateau: A giant drawing of a cat.”

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Travels with Charlee (and Chaplin)

Pit Crew Member: “Sorry, guys, I checked with all the NASCAR sites on the West Coast and nobody has seen a couple of tuxedo cats flying around on a giant disk.”
Lulu: “Thanks. Spicoli, are you sure the GPS said it was plotting a route to NASCAR?”
Spicoli: “That’s what it sounded like, dude. I mean, is there any other word that sounds like ‘NASCAR’?”
Pit Crew Member: “‘Mascara’ sounds a little bit like ‘NASCAR’.”

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Where in the World are Charlee and Chaplin?

Lulu: “Have you seen the Hipsters? We were watching television and they disappeared on me.”
Mouse: “Not lately, but they’re cats. They could be anywhere. Did you look on top of the fireplace?”
Lulu: “Yes.”
Mouse: “In the cat tree?”
Lulu: “Yes.”
Mouse: “Under the armoire?”
Lulu: “Yes.”
Mouse: “In the litter box?”
Lulu: “Why, what have you heard?”

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All’s Weird That Ends Weird

Producer Smurf: “I can’t believe you were the one smurfing all this mischief, Papa Smurf!”
Papa Smurf: “Well you know, it gets boring in the mushroom village sometimes. And I would have smurfed away with it if not for you meddling cats.”
Producer Smurf: “Why did you smurf most of your pranks on me? Is it because you smurf I have the best sense of humor?”
Papa Smurf: “Well not really, no.”
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You Must Ask The Right Questions

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Spicoli: “So what have you been up to lately, dude?”
Producer Smurf: “Why are you smurfing me that question? You smurf what I’ve been up to. You’ve been smurfing around Norway with me.”
Bugs Bunny: “Oh you know, doc, the usual. Humiliating Elmer Fudd, thwarting aliens, getting locked up. You?”
Spicoli: “Snacking.”
Chaplin: “I have a question for you, Troll Wizard.”
Troll Wizard: “Shoot.”

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I Think We All Learned Something Today

Lulu: “Well I think I understand the main difference between trolls and cats now.”
Spicoli: “And what is it, dude?”
Lulu: “People keep cats as pets.”
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Hairy Potter

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Chaplin: “So what is a rutabaga, exactly? And why did you ask to be turned into one?”
Rutabaga: “A rutabaga is a root vegetable similar to a turnip. And I didn’t smurf to be smurfed into one!”
Spicoli: “Okay what about Cheetos? Do you know what Cheetos are?”
Troll Wizard: “They’re large predatory cats that run really fast. Would you like a lifetime supply of them?”
Spicoli: “Those are cheetAHs and that’s a hard pass, dude.”
Lulu: “So you’ve been hanging around nearby ever since we landed, I’m guessing?”
Troll Wizard: “Yes, that is correct.”

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No Deposit No Return

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Producer Smurf: “All right, I am smurfing this tour to an early stop and we are smurfing back home before it goes any more smurfways than it already did.”
Lulu: “Well, if you really want to cancel the tour that’s fine. But I’ll need a refund on my fare.”
Producer Smurf: “No refunds!”
Ragnar: “På tide å finne en annen motetilstand.”*

* “Time to find another fashion emergency to resolve.”

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What Not To Wear

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Ragnar: “Hvitt er et veldig uheldig fargevalg for deg.”*
Troll: “Jeg valgte det ikke.”**
Lulu: “I’m not entirely sure what’s going on here.”
Spicoli: “You think this is bad, you should have been along for some of the stuff that happened to Dennis.”
Chaplin: “They’re discussing troll fashion.”
Producer Smurf: “I’m going to smurf my way out of here on my own since nobody is smurfing me any help!”

* “White is a really unfortunate color choice for you.”
** “I didn’t choose it.”

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