The Oceanside Animals
And their imaginary friends
Tag: road trips
Troll Talk
Troll: “Hør, katt, jeg er mye større enn deg, så når jeg ber deg om å gjøre noe, bør du gjøre det.”* Producer Smurf: “This isn’t smurfy! It isn’t smurfy at all! Get me out of here!” Chaplin: “Why do you want us to…
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Ear Ear
Lulu: “So you just made the Magic Flying Coaster bigger by talking about it?” Producer Smurf: “Smurfs that way, yes.” Troll: “Jeg sier deg, du må komme hit og la denne katten krype gjennom ørene dine.”*
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Trollty Towers
Spicoli: “Dude. Seriously. This is not the time to be rolling around in the snow.” Lulu: “So this stuff is called ‘snow’? I like it!” Producer Smurf: “Will you quit smurfing around and smurf back on the Magic Flying Coaster? You’re smurfing up my…
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Trollhunters
Lulu: “This seems like it’s been an awfully long trip. Where are we?” Producer Smurf: “This is Norway, Land of the Trolls! If you want to smurf about them, this is the place to smurf it.”
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Cleared For Takeoff
Lulu: “What does this funny round mat have to do with finding out about trolls?” Producer Smurf: “This is Dennis’s old Magic Flying Coaster. We’ll be smurfing it to smurf various examples of trolls so that I can smurf you how they’re different from…
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Home Is Where The Yard Is
Bigmouth: “You give Bigmouth tacos when we get back to San Diego, right?” Producer Smurf: “Spicoli promised to smurf you a hundred bags of Doritos.” Spicoli (from inside house): “Dude! I did not!”
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Hamburger Helper
Big Mouth: “Hamburgers!” Mouse: “What I don’t quite get is your angle in doing all this for the Hipsters.” Producer Smurf: “Angle? What angle? You think I can’t just smurf something nice for my friends?” Mr. Nibbles: “You look a little glum, Chaplin.” Chaplin:…
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The Painted Lady
Producer Smurf: “Smurf it out! We have arrived in Oregon! And there’s the Painted Lady!” Chaplin: “Yay! Butterflies!” Charlee: “What do you mean, ‘the’ painted lady?”
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Oregon Trail
Producer Smurf: “All right, so, the first thing we have to smurf to smurf you to Oregon is to smurf out of the house.” Charlee: “Right. How do we do that?”
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The Operative Word
James Bond: “Baccarat. Yes, I can tell you about baccarat. But first you must tell me something.” Dennis: “Ummm okay, let’s see. Well, I licked all the bacon in the buffet.” James Bond: “That’s not the sort of information I meant. But thank you…
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I, SAYA THE MIGHTY, AM GOING TO SUMMER CAMP FOR A WHILE!
Greetings, quivering civilians! I, Saya the Mighty, am here to let you know that I will not be around for a month or so. I am going off to puppy summer camp, AKA the place where I was born, to spend some time with my…
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Hipsters, Lulu, & Company
Thank you Petcretary Ingrid of Meezer’s Mews & Terrieristical Woofs!
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