Travels with Charlee (and Chaplin)

Pit Crew Member: “Sorry, guys, I checked with all the NASCAR sites on the West Coast and nobody has seen a couple of tuxedo cats flying around on a giant disk.”
Lulu: “Thanks. Spicoli, are you sure the GPS said it was plotting a route to NASCAR?”
Spicoli: “That’s what it sounded like, dude. I mean, is there any other word that sounds like ‘NASCAR’?”
Pit Crew Member: “‘Mascara’ sounds a little bit like ‘NASCAR’.”

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road trip day wun!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay it is the first day of owr road trip to bring flat tony bak to the mithical land of ohio on the majik flying coaster and alreddy we ar finding owt that we hav sevral diffrent ideeas as to wot roadside attrakshuns we shud stop and visit:

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