Lulu’s Helpful Harbor Hints: How To Take Advantage of Your Human not Paying Attention to What’s On the Ground

Hello friendlies! Lulu here, with a helpful harbor hint! Although really it can be helpful anywhere … The hint is this: If you keep your nose to the ground, and especially if your human is busy looking through a camera, you are likely to detect that there is a large number of good-sized birds nesting in trees above a parking lot before your human does. You must take advantage of this as quickly as possible before they catch on. Here, allow me to demonstrate:

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Lulu’s Life Tips (With Bonus Lyrics): Know When To Slow ‘Em

Hello friendlies! Lulu here with another life tip! I have a multi-part tip for you this time, but it boils down to this: Know when to go run, know when to slow ’em. Specifically, don’t run in places where you might fall down.

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The Peach Rats

Hello friendlies! Lulu here! I have discovered that rats* have been eating the peaches from our tree. Fortunately I am on patrol and prepared to stamp my feet in the ivy until I find them!

Soon …

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a skolarly treetis on wot yoo shud eet vs wot yoo shud roll in!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am sorry to preempt the eksiting konkloozhun of bugs bunnys rayse aginst the tortiss but last nite tucker bekaym verry sik and had to go to the emerdjensee vet ware he reeseevd sub … subkyoo … wel ennyway they stuk a needel in him just like wot trouble the kitty yoozed to git and then they sent him home with antibiotiks!!! evrywun wuz verry wurreed abowt him!!! but then mama remembered that she had kawt him eeting sum misteeryus thing wot he fownd owt in the bakyard and she did not git to him in time to mayk him stop so now evrywun thinks he is having a bad reakshun to wot the emerdjensee vet calld a dietary indiskreshun!!! so theirfore as a publik serviss i am presenting a skolarly treetis on things wot shud be eeten and things wot shud be rolld in chek it owt!!!

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