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NASA Canasta

Senator #1: “Mr. Vizsla, are you sure we can’t get you some bottled water or a snack that’s not served in a dog food bowl?” Dennis: “Well, since you’re offering …”

Teen Point Five Million

Vermin: “HISSS! I’m not sure I’m entirely comfortable traveling over all this water on a heavily laden  magic flying coaster.” Dennis: “Oh it’s fine! I’ve only got one more stop to make and I don’t think it’s very far.” Vermin: “HISSS! All right, good!…

All Ashore That’s Going Ashore

Jack Sparrow: “Land ho! Mr. Spicoli! Prepare to launch the ship’s tender!” Spicoli: “The what now, dude?” Jack Sparrow: “The small boat for going ashore! Savvy?” Spicoli: “I don’t see anything like that on board, dude.”

Secret Agent Marsupial

Secret Service Agent #1: “Okay, Vermin, here’s the deal. You help us defuse the hostage situation, and we’ll give you the mealworms that the ninja hedgehog terrorists think we’re giving them.” Opossum: “HISSSS! Now you’re talking! But stop calling me Vermin!” Secret Service Agent #2:…

Die Hard With Opossum

Norman #1: “I disabled the wi-fi Norman.” Norman #2:”Good work, Norman.” Ron Burgundy: “This situation has gotten very, very serious.” Producer Smurf: “No smurfing, really?” Ron Burgundy: “Yes. I can’t post to Instagram or Twitter or live-stream to Facebook.” Mouse: “Say, who’s the new…

The World Stage

Russian Hacker: “Lord Putin, as you commanded, we have conducted a massive DDoS strike against the American internet, yet news of the dog’s faux paw continues to spread.” Vladimir Putin: “I want that dog in the White House. Stage an attack to generate sympathy…

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