Hello, good readers. This is Tucker the Dog. As you are no doubt aware, Dennis is off running a flyball tournament as part of Mango Minster. My sister Trixie has been observing the tournament from afar and believes that there may be some funny business going on. At first I was inclined to dismiss her suspicions, but then I realized that this might be an opportunity to embarrass Dennis, and so I have decided that we shall surreptitiously conduct an investigation to determine what is going. Come, my sidekick Trixie — the game is afoot!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay now that evrywun is heer it is time for a kwik run throo on how the flyball turnamint is going to wurk!!! ok lets all git owt owr marbul notebuks!!!
Our training operation with Maverick and his sidekick Mark Greene is underway. This is supposed to be a friendly competition, but Maverick’s crazed obsession with my supposed theft of his Ray-Bans has turned it into a grudge match instead. This time, it’s personal.
Last week, Spiny Norman and I enrolled in the Top Gun school, so that Spiny Norman could fulfill his dream of flying airplanes. Little did I realize that the cutthroat world of the Top Gun school makes the cutthroat world of the university seem like the cutthroat world of kindergarten. We immediately ran afoul of the local BMOC, Maverick; but now that I’ve gotten Spiny Norman into this program, I will not let him fail, despite the best efforts of Maverick and his sidekicks!
HELLO SERVANTS, THIS IS TROUBLE THE KITTY. WE HERE AT DENNIS’S PIG POWDERS ARE EVER SO THRILLED TO SEE THAT OUR BELOVED FOUNDER AND HIS BRAVE CREW HAVE SURFACED IN, EVIDENTLY, COASTAL SWEDEN. I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE GOFER BROKE WAS LAUNCHED AND WHY IT’S NOT REALLY MY FAULT THAT THE SHIP WAS LOST UNDERGROUND FOR NEARLY A WEEK.
HELLO SERVANTS THIS IS TROUBLE THE CAT. WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THERE’S BEEN SOME SORT OF UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT AT THE GOFER BROKE LAUNCH:
THIS IS A TERRIBLE TRAGEDY FOR ALL CONCERNED; IT WOULD SEEM THAT ALL THREE OF THE DOGS WHO USED TO LIVE HERE HAVE BEEN LOST UNDERGROUND. WHAT A SAD DAY. AS PUBLIC RELATIONS DIRECTOR AND RANKING NON-LOST-UNDERGROUND BOARD MEMBER OF DENNIS’S PIG POWDERS, I WILL NOW ASSUME CONTROL OF THE COMPANY.
IF ANYONE NEEDS ME I’LL BE LOUNGING ON THE DOG-FREE COUCH … PURR PURR PURR …
hello nice reederz and brave kroo members its dennis the vizsla dog today we are preparing to lawnch the good ship Gofer Broke but before we do heer are sum pikchoors to be released to media and nooz organizashuns hoo will no dowt be cuvering this historik event in there braking nooz and top stories