Hello, good readers. This is Tucker the Dog. As you are no doubt aware, Dennis is off running a flyball tournament as part of Mango Minster. My sister Trixie has been observing the tournament from afar and believes that there may be some funny… Continue Reading “The Adventure Of The Flyball Tournament”
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay now that evrywun is heer it is time for a kwik run throo on how the flyball turnamint is going to wurk!!! ok lets all git owt owr marbul notebuks!!!
Our training operation with Maverick and his sidekick Mark Greene is underway. This is supposed to be a friendly competition, but Maverick’s crazed obsession with my supposed theft of his Ray-Bans has turned it into a grudge match instead. This time, it’s personal.
Last week, Spiny Norman and I enrolled in the Top Gun school, so that Spiny Norman could fulfill his dream of flying airplanes. Little did I realize that the cutthroat world of the Top Gun school makes the cutthroat world of the university seem… Continue Reading “Top Pup”
HELLO SERVANTS, THIS IS TROUBLE THE KITTY. WE HERE AT DENNIS’S PIG POWDERS ARE EVER SO THRILLED TO SEE THAT OUR BELOVED FOUNDER AND HIS BRAVE CREW HAVE SURFACED IN, EVIDENTLY, COASTAL SWEDEN. I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED… Continue Reading “I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY BUT IT WASN’T MY FAULT”
HELLO SERVANTS THIS IS TROUBLE THE CAT. WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THERE’S BEEN SOME SORT OF UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT AT THE GOFER BROKE LAUNCH: THIS IS A TERRIBLE TRAGEDY FOR ALL CONCERNED; IT WOULD SEEM THAT ALL THREE OF THE DOGS WHO USED TO LIVE… Continue Reading “OOPSIE”