Classic Dennis: The War on Santa

As has become a holiday tradition around here, this Christmas I am re-running one of Dennis’s classic adventures, when he, Tucker, and Trouble resorted to extreme measures in an attempt to get off the “Naughty” list, while Trixie tried to keep everything from going off the rails. As usual, nothing went as planned … Continue reading “Classic Dennis: The War on Santa”

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas Mealworms

Vermin: “HISSS! So what will make the Christmas mealworms unique and let us charge a premium is that they’ll have a little Santa hat, beard, and boots.”
Spicoli: “Uhh, yeah, dude, that’s not horrifying at all.”

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Classic Dennis: The War on Santa

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Charlee: “So what happens when we get to the top?”
Mr. Nibbles: “We stand on some boards and slide back to the bottom.”
Chaplin: “But highest cat wins. So once we get to the top, why wouldn’t we stay there?”
Mouse: “Gravity.”
Vermin: “HISS! You’re all going the wrong way!”
Spicoli: “You saw Santa back there too, right, dude?”
Lulu: “Of course.”
Spicoli: “Okay, just checking.”
Producer Smurf: “Have you smurfed any dogs or cats or field mice or guinea pigs or opossums around here today?”

As has become a holiday tradition around here, this Christmas I am re-running one of Dennis’s classic adventures, when he, Tucker, and Trouble resorted to extreme measures in an attempt to get off the “Naughty” list. As usual, nothing went as planned … Continue reading “Classic Dennis: The War on Santa”

Classic Dennis: The War on Santa

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This Christmas I’m re-running one of Dennis’s classic adventures, when he, Tucker, and Trouble resorted to extreme measures in an attempt to get off the “Naughty” list. Needless to say, nothing went as Dennis planned … Continue reading “Classic Dennis: The War on Santa”

The Naughty List

It is of course common knowledge that Dennis the Vizsla is permanently on the “Naughty” list. But what some of Dennis’s newer nice readers may not be aware of is exactly how he got on the “Naughty” list in the first place, way back in the mythical year 2009. Well, it’s a long story. And as so many long stories do where someone ends up on the “Naughty” list, this one starts with spiked eggnog …

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Throwback Thursday II: RIP Alan Rickman

Rest in peace, Professor Snape. Remember that one time Dennis the Vizsla subbed for your Potions class?

PS: Hey, cancer, that’s enough for one month.

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From Our Pack To Yours

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Merry Christmas from Dennis and Saya and all their imaginary friends, and from Tucker, Trixie, Trouble, and Pooh Bear across the Rainbow Bridge. Oh, and also from the humans.

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Quidditch

Having been shuffled from department to department ever since the university switched from a regular college to a school of magic, I thought I had finally found a long-term home teaching Herbology. Unfortunately, the students seem to have it in for me, and lodge yet more complaints about my performance with the dean of the college, Santa. I mean, Dumbledore.

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