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Kong Trek

After being forced into an early launch by the unexpected attack from the giant hedgehog known as Spiny Norman, my alien friends have set a course for their homeworld in deep space. Because of a strict no-pets policy enforced by their planetary HOA, I… Continue Reading “Kong Trek”

Close Encounters of the Kong Kind

The helicopter flight from Skull Island to my ultimate destination has been long and exhausting, the only rest period being a layover in Japan to drop off Young Kong in Tokyo. It turns out that my kidnappers in the black airships had no interest… Continue Reading “Close Encounters of the Kong Kind”

King Kong Part II

It has been three weeks since I was taken as a pet by the monstrous ape that rules Skull Island. Sometimes I despair of ever escaping my captivity, recovering the Giant Kong, and getting off this desolate rock; but I am Dennis the Vizsla,… Continue Reading “King Kong Part II”

King Kong (You Knew It Was Coming)

After my failure to secure the Giant Kong, I learned that it had been placed on a tramp steamer bound for a mysterious island in the South Pacific. I quickly booked my own passage on another vessel that was following the same path, only… Continue Reading “King Kong (You Knew It Was Coming)”

Kongfellas

I failed to retrieve the Giant Kong from the Kraken before he passed it to the notorious Piranha Brothers.  Now I’ve learned that the Piranha Brothers have fenced it to some mobsters in order to keep it away from the fearsome hedgehog Spiny Norman. … Continue Reading “Kongfellas”

Kong of the Titans

When word came in to the department about the Giant Kong of the Gods, they sent me, Dennis the Vizsla, their most fearless archaeologist, to retrieve it.  But I was too late; the Giant Kong was gone, stolen by the evil Garbage Men.  I… Continue Reading “Kong of the Titans”

The Kingdom of the Myoporum

Now that I have gone beyond the Lost Backyard through Ivy Pass, I am beyond all reach of help.  There are no food dishes here, no water bowls, no pig ears, no Nylabones.  If I am to find the Lost Kong and return to… Continue Reading “The Kingdom of the Myoporum”

The Lost Backyard

Now that I have learned that the Lost Kong can be found somewhere beyond the Side Walk, I know what I must do to find it. I must explore that vast savannah where stuffies go to die, where monstrous creatures burrow beneath the surface… Continue Reading “The Lost Backyard”

The Sidewalk of Doom

Although I’ve tried to move on to other digs, other antiquities, the mystery of the Lost Kong continues to haunt me.  Whispers have reached my ears that a prisoner in a local jail has claimed to have knowledge about where the raiders might have… Continue Reading “The Sidewalk of Doom”

Raiders of the Lost Kong

Rumor has it they used to worship red Kongs around here.  You know, the kind that look like insulators from power lines or the rubber bump-stop from an old Volkswagen.  But one by one, the Kongs disappeared.  The superstitious say that the gods took… Continue Reading “Raiders of the Lost Kong”

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