Tag: Scams
Posted on October 28, 2018
by Dennis the Vizsla
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Dada’s Note: Literally the day we were going to make the call, Dennis suddenly bounced back, happily greeting us at the door with a wagging tail for the first time in days. Whether this is an effect of increased prednisone and his new biome…
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Category: Dogs, Scams, VizslasTags: Dogs, field mice, guinea pigs, lotteries, lottery, powerball, producer smurf, Scams, smurfs, tennis balls, Vizslas
Posted on July 22, 2018
by Dennis the Vizsla
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Spicoli: “Dude, did you steal your Dada’s phone again?” Dennis: “I never steal Dada’s phone. It’s just that sometimes people leave important messages on it for me and he never passes them along.” Mouse: “Fake calls from the IRS threatening lawsuits or from people…
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Category: Cats, Dogs, VizslasTags: big trouble in little china, Cats, david lo pan, Dogs, field mice, german shepherds, Scams, the consulate of china, Vizslas, voice mails
Posted on July 16, 2017
by Dennis the Vizsla
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Dennis: “Hello there! My name is Dennis the human person and I am here with my guinea pig/St. Bernard mix, which is my human person pet.” Mouse: “Mr. Nibbles, why are you going along with this when you know it’s going to be a…
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Category: Cats, Dogs, Scams, VizslasTags: berets, bowlers, Cats, Dogs, fezzes, field mice, german shepherds, guinea pigs, hats, hybrids, kittens, licenses, opossums, poetic license, Scams, Vizslas
Vermin: “HISSS! I don’t know why they brought in these kittens when there’s already a perfectly good grey and white cat hanging around.” Mouse: “But, ‘Dennis’, I don’t see a grey and white ‘cat’ anywhere. Do you?” Charlee: “A talking field mouse. / A…
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Category: Cats, Dogs, Scams, VizslasTags: cat trees, Cats, disguises, Dogs, field mice, german shepherds, guinea pigs, haiku, kittens, limericks, prisons, Scams, skype, smurfs, Vizslas
Dennis: “I don’t see why my box of meat has to be in the blast chamber. It’s just meat.” Ambassador: “Bob said so and Bob is the expert.” Vermin: “HISSS! Stupid big dog! Why are you complaining? If the crate has a bomb in…
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Category: Cats, Dogs, Scams, VizslasTags: barbecue, bugs bunny, Cats, crates, Dogs, explosions, facial hair, german shepherds, hipsters, kittens, monsters, poetry slams, prison, Scams, smurfs, Vizslas
Posted on April 30, 2017
by Dennis the Vizsla
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Ambassador: “Welcome to the American Embassy, Mr. Vizsla and, uh, whatever that other thing is.” Dennis: “I was kind of hoping we would end up at the Blogville embassy …” Vermin: “HISSS! Nasty diplomat! I am a vizsla too! Can’t you tell by my…
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Category: Cats, Dogs, Scams, VizslasTags: burkina faso, Cats, crates, Dogs, field mice, german shepherds, guinea pigs, iphones, kittens, meow, miaow, opossums, poetry slams, producer smurf, Scams, smurfs, Vizslas
Posted on April 23, 2017
by Dennis the Vizsla
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Vermin: “HISSS! I’m not sure I’m entirely comfortable traveling over all this water on a heavily laden magic flying coaster.” Dennis: “Oh it’s fine! I’ve only got one more stop to make and I don’t think it’s very far.” Vermin: “HISSS! All right, good!…
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Category: Dogs, Scams, Travel, VizslasTags: burkina faso, counterfeits, crates, Dogs, field mice, german shepherds, guinea pigs, iphones, opossums, ron burgundy, Scams, spam, Vizslas
Posted on April 9, 2017
by Dennis the Vizsla
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Dennis: “There sure is a lot of whooping and clanging going on back at the bank.” Vermin: “HISSS! Oh it’s just the cops. Nothing to worry about. Where are we going next?” Dennis: “Chicago. Dada has an unclaimed box full of money in a…
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Category: Dogs, Scams, VizslasTags: crates, creepshow, crime sprees, Dogs, field mice, guinea pigs, meat, money, opossums, Scams, smurfs, spam, theft, Vizslas, warehouses, wilma
Posted on April 2, 2017
by Dennis the Vizsla
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Dennis: “Okay, here we are in Washington, DC! Now what do we do?” Vermin: “HISSS! Now we get your money, silly dog! Just give me your photo ID and I will go inside and get to work.” Dennis: “I haven’t got a photo ID….
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Category: Dogs, Scams, VizslasTags: alarms, banks, coasters, Dogs, hsbc, money, opossums, parking tickets, robberies, Scams, vizlsas, washington dc
Posted on March 26, 2017
by Dennis the Vizsla
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Mouse: “Dennis, why do you have your mama’s laptop?” Dennis: “Well since we’ve had a lot of extra expenses lately with my surgery and my heart and stuff, I thought I’d try to help out by earning some green papers again.” Mouse: “What do…
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Category: Dogs, Scams, VizslasTags: diskettes, Dogs, field mice, get rich quick schemes, guinea pigs, macbooks, opossums, Scams, spam, Vizslas, wire transfers
Posted on January 29, 2017
by Dennis the Vizsla
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K9: “Doctor, Dennis is here with the device you wanted to examine.” Ninth Doctor: “Thank you, K9. Good dog.” Dennis: “Aaaaaiiiiieee! Loud! Loud! Lou―hey, is that food?”
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Category: Dogs, Scams, VizslasTags: bitcoin, doctor who, Dogs, field mice, german shepherds, guinea pigs, k9, ninth doctor, Scams, smurfs, sonic screwdrivers, Vizslas, wd-40
Posted on November 6, 2016
by Dennis the Vizsla
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Secret Service Agent #1: “Okay, Vermin, here’s the deal. You help us defuse the hostage situation, and we’ll give you the mealworms that the ninja hedgehog terrorists think we’re giving them.” Opossum: “HISSSS! Now you’re talking! But stop calling me Vermin!” Secret Service Agent #2:…
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Category: DogsTags: campaigns, Dogs, elections, field mice, german shepherds, guinea pigs, gun ships, helicopters, inspector gadget, nightmares, ninja hedgehogs, opossums, ron burgundy, Scams, Vizslas, vladimir putin
Posted on April 24, 2016
by Dennis the Vizsla
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Category: Dogs, Scams, VizslasTags: chinese takeout, daylight savings time, Dogs, don't feed them after midnight, gizmo, gremlins, katanas, mogwai, Scams, the x-files, tsa, Vizslas
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