Tag: Scams

Do You Feel Lucky?

Dada’s Note: Literally the day we were going to make the call, Dennis suddenly bounced back, happily greeting us at the door with a wagging tail for the first time in days. Whether this is an effect of increased prednisone and his new biome…

The Consulate of China

Spicoli: “Dude, did you steal your Dada’s phone again?” Dennis: “I never steal Dada’s phone. It’s just that sometimes people leave important messages on it for me and he never passes them along.” Mouse: “Fake calls from the IRS threatening lawsuits or from people…

Point/Counter Point

Dennis: “Hello there! My name is Dennis the human person and I am here with my guinea pig/St. Bernard mix, which is my human person pet.” Mouse: “Mr. Nibbles, why are you going along with this when you know it’s going to be a…

Overheard Around The House And Elsewhere

Vermin: “HISSS! I don’t know why they brought in these kittens when there’s already a perfectly good grey and white cat hanging around.” Mouse: “But, ‘Dennis’, I don’t see a grey and white ‘cat’ anywhere. Do you?” Charlee: “A talking field mouse. / A…

It’s A Blast

Dennis: “I don’t see why my box of meat has to be in the blast chamber. It’s just meat.” Ambassador: “Bob said so and Bob is the expert.” Vermin: “HISSS! Stupid big dog! Why are you complaining? If the crate has a bomb in…

Embassytown

Ambassador: “Welcome to the American Embassy, Mr. Vizsla and, uh, whatever that other thing is.” Dennis: “I was kind of hoping we would end up at the Blogville embassy …” Vermin: “HISSS! Nasty diplomat! I am a vizsla too! Can’t you tell by my…

Teen Point Five Million

Vermin: “HISSS! I’m not sure I’m entirely comfortable traveling over all this water on a heavily laden  magic flying coaster.” Dennis: “Oh it’s fine! I’ve only got one more stop to make and I don’t think it’s very far.” Vermin: “HISSS! All right, good!…

The Chicago Way

Dennis: “There sure is a lot of whooping and clanging going on back at the bank.” Vermin: “HISSS! Oh it’s just the cops. Nothing to worry about. Where are we going next?” Dennis: “Chicago. Dada has an unclaimed box full of money in a…

Have Some Big Cash

Dennis: “Okay, here we are in Washington, DC! Now what do we do?” Vermin: “HISSS! Now we get your money, silly dog! Just give me your photo ID and I will go inside and get to work.” Dennis: “I haven’t got a photo ID….

Observed Around The House

Mouse: “Dennis, why do you have your mama’s laptop?” Dennis: “Well since we’ve had a lot of extra expenses lately with my surgery and my heart and stuff, I thought I’d try to help out by earning some green papers again.” Mouse: “What do…

WD-40oz To Freedom

K9: “Doctor, Dennis is here with the device you wanted to examine.” Ninth Doctor: “Thank you, K9. Good dog.” Dennis: “Aaaaaiiiiieee! Loud! Loud! Lou―hey, is that food?”

Secret Agent Marsupial

Secret Service Agent #1: “Okay, Vermin, here’s the deal. You help us defuse the hostage situation, and we’ll give you the mealworms that the ninja hedgehog terrorists think we’re giving them.” Opossum: “HISSSS! Now you’re talking! But stop calling me Vermin!” Secret Service Agent #2:…

Overheard Around The FBI

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