Hello friendlies! Lulu here! The cats were telling me about how their brother Angel Dennis used to post
skolarly treetises scholarly treatises about various topics, so I thought I would try my hand paw at doing one. And because I’m a modern girl, I decided to do my first scholarly treatise in the form of a video. Sort of like those video courses that you can get from dog training sites and colleges. Only nicer because I’m in this one.
So. Have you all heard of these things called “stuffies”?
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay it has ben awile sinse i graysd the sientifik komyoonity with wun of my skolarly treetises and it has also ben awile sinse i handed owt enny helpful poynters on how to do destrukshun so heer i am to remedy both of theez oversites in wun fel swoop chek it owt!!!
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yoo may hav herd the offen reepeeted wizdum that a spoonful of sugar helps the medisin go down in fakt sumwun eeven rote a song abowt it wot wuz popyoolarized by the faymus minstrel mary poppins!!!
however i hav always fownd this theery kwestchunabul becuz that wun time mary poppins visitted us she did not bring enny spoonfuls of sugar!!! theirfore i hav deesided to subjekt this posibul old wives tayl to a rigorus sientifik test yoozing my sister the byootiful trixie as the subject!!!
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay happy eester evrybuddy!!! dadas mama and dada and auntie ar heer visitting so i wil not be arownd mutch for a fyoo weeks on akkownt of i hav to follow them arownd and mayk shoor tucker duznt trip them and steel there fud however sinse tooday is bunnee day i thawt it mite be fun to reepost my old skolarly treetis on how bunneez attak froot treez chek it owt!!!
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel wot with tuckers paw ishyoos theez days a lot of times he gits pikd up and kerreed arownd by mama and dada and evry time they pik him up i start barking at them to put him down and they just laff and say that i am saying dog in the air!!! dog in the air!!! but dogs do not belong in the air and this is why!!!
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yesterday we went to the harbor like we do a lot becuz i hav traind mama and dada that they shud tayk me to the harbor and giv me treets for not beeing afrayd of dogs and peepul and dogs and dogs only this time sumthing verry strayndj happend!!! on akkownt of dada not having enny kloo wot is going on heer in the mithikal sitty of oshunside we aksidently went on the verry nite of the oshunside harbor parayd of lites!!!
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay its munday and that meenz i git to do a post!!! now before we jump rite in to all my kurrent adventchers i thawt it wood be a gud ideea to fil evrywun in on wot i hav ben up to sinse krool krool dada mayd me stop posting evry day so he cud finish his silly buk witch i mite add is stil not dun!!! git the led owt dada!!! ha ha i like to kid dada on akkownt of he is a slacker ok so ennyway heer goze!!!
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay first i wood like to thank evrywun hoo offerd simpathee and sugjestchuns for how to deel with the terrifying parakeet wot invayded my howse!!! fortchoonatly mama has tayken the parakeet “to the classrum” witch i am pritty shoor is a yoofamizm for “put it in the deep fryer” ha ha ha ha ha ha ok ennyway i am sorry i hav not ben arownd dada is stil wurking on his silly buk witch meenz he duz not hav time to properly dokyooment all my adventchers however he did not say i cud not do skolarly treetises!!! now intrestingly altho dada duz not hav time to rite up my adventchers apparently he has time to go hayng owt in the desert witch is a horrid eevil nasty playse!!! so now i wood like to present a skolarly treetis on why wun shud never ever go to the desert chek it owt!!!
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yoo may remember a kuple of yeerz ago i publishd a skolarly treetis on nasty weeds in witch one of the weeds i menshund wuz the evil foxtail weed:
unfortchoonatly i forgot my own advise and ate sum foxtail grass the other day!!! wot can i say i wuz kraving a salad!!!
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay now that evrywun is heer it is time for a kwik run throo on how the flyball turnamint is going to wurk!!! ok lets all git owt owr marbul notebuks!!!
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel we hav got the antenna and raydeeo thing wurking in this chikkin koop spayship and i am abel to send bak messadjes frum owter spayse now so i thawt that the first thing i wood do wood be to file a skolarly and hili sientifik treetis on common miths abowt owter spayse i hope this will kleer sum things up for all those siense fizziks and astronomee tipes wot ar stuk bak on erth ok heer goze
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay reesently my gud frend mango relentlessly huge posted a pikcher of skwirrels engayjds in wot he thawt mite be a nice game of bitey fayse however upon kloser inspekshun and after eksawstiv reesertch i hav confirmd that this in fakt a pikcher of a skwirrel nekromanser in the prosess of mayking an army of zombie skwirrels to do its bidding!!! now i no wot yoo ar thinking yoo ar thinking oh shoor dennis that sownds like another wun of yore paranoyd fantaseez however i hav pruf wot i hav kollekted in the skolarly treetis wot yoo see here!!!
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel after my erlier post abowt how my canada goose toy cant fly away frum me on akownt of i remoovd its air bladder i reealized that menny peepul wer unaware of birds and there air bladders and so i hav kreeayted this eksawstivly reeserchd skolarly treetis on how things wot fly manadj to stay in the air heer it is:
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