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Tag: scholarly treatises
a skolarly treetis on how to git away with destrukshun almost!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay it has ben awile sinse i graysd the sientifik komyoonity with wun of my skolarly treetises and it has also ben awile sinse i handed owt enny helpful poynters on how to do destrukshun so…
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a skolarly treetis on a spoonful of sugar!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yoo may hav herd the offen reepeeted wizdum that a spoonful of sugar helps the medisin go down in fakt sumwun eeven rote a song abowt it wot wuz popyoolarized by the faymus minstrel mary…
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reerun sunday a skolarly treetis on how bunneez mite be eeting yore froot treez
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay happy eester evrybuddy!!! dadas mama and dada and auntie ar heer visitting so i wil not be arownd mutch for a fyoo weeks on akkownt of i hav to follow them arownd and mayk shoor…
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a skolarly treetis on why dogs doo not belong in the air!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel wot with tuckers paw ishyoos theez days a lot of times he gits pikd up and kerreed arownd by mama and dada and evry time they pik him up i start barking at them…
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a skolarly treetis on how we went to the harbor and aksidently saw a holiday eevent!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yesterday we went to the harbor like we do a lot becuz i hav traind mama and dada that they shud tayk me to the harbor and giv me treets for not beeing afrayd of…
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a skolarly treetis on wot the hek dennis haz ben up too!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay its munday and that meenz i git to do a post!!! now before we jump rite in to all my kurrent adventchers i thawt it wood be a gud ideea to fil evrywun in on…
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a skolarly treetis on why yoo shud never ever go to the desert!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay first i wood like to thank evrywun hoo offerd simpathee and sugjestchuns for how to deel with the terrifying parakeet wot invayded my howse!!! fortchoonatly mama has tayken the parakeet “to the classrum” witch i…
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a skolarly treetis on why yoo shud lissen to dennis the vizsla!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yoo may remember a kuple of yeerz ago i publishd a skolarly treetis on nasty weeds in witch one of the weeds i menshund wuz the evil foxtail weed: unfortchoonatly i forgot my own advise…
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a skolarly treetis on the mango minster flyball turnamint!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay now that evrywun is heer it is time for a kwik run throo on how the flyball turnamint is going to wurk!!! ok lets all git owt owr marbul notebuks!!!
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a skolarly treetis on miths abowt owter spayse
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel we hav got the antenna and raydeeo thing wurking in this chikkin koop spayship and i am abel to send bak messadjes frum owter spayse now so i thawt that the first thing i…
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a skolarly treetis on eevil skwirrel wizzerds
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay reesently my gud frend mango relentlessly huge posted a pikcher of skwirrels engayjds in wot he thawt mite be a nice game of bitey fayse however upon kloser inspekshun and after eksawstiv reesertch i hav…
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a skolalry treetis on how things wot fly fly
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel after my erlier post abowt how my canada goose toy cant fly away frum me on akownt of i remoovd its air bladder i reealized that menny peepul wer unaware of birds and there air…
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a skolarly treetis on how the dishwasher wurks
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel i hav lernd throo kayrful observayshun abowt a majikal device in the kitchen wot is nown as the dishwasher this misteeryus boks tayks dishes that ar coverd with yummy fud residoo and after beeing closed…
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