In Space, No One Can Hear You Swear While Assembling An IKEA Bookcase
Observed Around The Parking Lot
Overheard Around The FBI
noo kareer oppertoonitee!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as menny of yoo ar aware i hav ben faythfullee korresponding with varyus african bankers and guvernmint offishals in an effort to klaym millyuns of dollers in funds wot ar ritefully sumwun elses but wot they say i can hav however so far all theez endevors hav come to nawt theirfore i hav deesided to tayk the bull by the horns and go into bizness for myself agin chek it owt!!!
Observed Around The Yard
The Truth Is Out There. No, That Way. Seriously, You Just Missed It.
desprit times call for desprit mezhures!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as yoo may hav herd i hav ben unaybel to convinse ennywun that theez alien snayls ar a thret despite the eevil and insiddyus effekt they hav ben having on tucker and trixie chek it owt!!!
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