hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel after a luvly meel and dessert at the casa wot bandini bilt wot wuz also attended by a misteeryus mango minster shirt waring fan of mine hoo kind of lukd like my dada “flat stanley” told me we wer off to the vista viking festival!!! vikings in kalifornya hoo noo but chek it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel we hav departed frum the oshunside harbor with owr kargo of abandond seefood traps and hav deliverd it to the faymus meksikan restawrant casa de bandini so now “flat stanley” and i ar at owr taybel eeting komplimentary homemayd torteeyah chips and salsa and preetending to be hyoomans chek it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel having had a bit of a skayr in the mithikal mowntin town of julian dooring wich it wuz verry dark and we wer likely to be eeten by a groo “flat stanley” and i hav now traveld bak to the relativ sayfty of the oshunside harbor!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wile dadas mama and dada were heer visitting they all got to go owt and see the wunderful sites of suthern kalifornya inklooding see wurld in the mithikal sitty of sandy eggo and wot did i git to do??? i got to stay home!!! but of korse beeing a verry enterpizing set of dogs we konspired to partisipayt despite beeing lokd in the howse with no car keys chek it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as i am shoor yoo ar all awayr my sister trouble the kitty went away a fyoo weeks ago thus interrupting my eksplorayshun of the misteeryus sivilizayshun off the koast of kalifornya having mayd my way bak to the maynland to attend her memoryal serviss and the reeding of the wil i am now attemting to finans a reeturn trip to the abandond iland of catalinatlantis!!! how am i dooing that yoo ask??? wel lets just say it is capitalizm at its finast!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i am kontinyooing my eksplorayshun of this misteeryus deezerted iland owt in the middel of the pasifik oshun the more i see of this iland the more it seems as if the aynchent okkyoopants of this iland ar the wuns wot setteld the maynland chek it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel keeping up there theem of lets go playses withowt the dogs my mama and dada and there gests went across the see to the mithical sitty of avalon on the mithical iland of catalina iland
now i am ashoord by mama and dada that this is becuz the mithical land of avalon duznt allow dogs so i gess this is not there fawlt ennyway yoo may remember that avalon is the resting playse of the faymus governor of california naymd arthur pendragon now ledjends persist that wun day wen californias need is grayt governor arthur wil return from beyond the see with his merry men of the rownd taybel wot rob frum the rich and giv to the poor and wunse agin rool california with shivalry and justiss for all however we can tel theez ledjends ar rubbish becuz if governor arthur wer going to come bak he definitly wood hav dun it by now i meen come on arthur wot is the hold up alreddy?!?!?! ok mooving on this is the naym of the bote on wich mama and dada sayld beyond the see: