hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel for this weeks rerun the nice peepul at random.org hav selekted this post in witch tucker pretends that he is not the wun hoo tried to steel the chikkin frum the sink for shaym tucker!!!! shaym shaym shaym oh hay wow luk its a pikcher of me with a grappling hook how awsum is that??? ok bye
Hello good readers. This is Tucker the Much Better Vizsla Than Dennis. Normally today would feature his ridiculous Sunday Awards and Meme Show, but since Dennis is still in court over his scheme to buy awards with toaster ovens, I have decided to instead investigate the true meaning of Halloween, which I am afraid has been lost in all the spooky commercialism of costumes and ghosts and vampires and whatnot. By doing this, I hope to return Halloween to its real purpose: A great big birthday party for me.
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay dada sez he needs to tayk a littel brake frum helping me with the blog so i am going to just post random old adventchers for a bit a sort of klip show if yoo wil i apolodjize to those wot hav seen theez before but maybe yoo wil ketch sumthing yoo missd the first time arownd!!! ok bye
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay we hav ben having all sorts of fun heer at the mango minster flyball turnamint playing unofishul flyball with owr replaysment flyballs aka the ninja hedjhogs!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i hav ben informd by owr judj that all the tennis bals ar gawn and i hav to find replaysment tennis bals but i dont hav enny munny on akkownt of i paid it all to the ninja hedjog flagmen so now i am not shoor that the mango minster flyball turnamint can kontinyoo it is verry sad!!!
Hello, good readers. This is Tucker the Dog. As you are no doubt aware, Dennis is off running a flyball tournament as part of Mango Minster. My sister Trixie has been observing the tournament from afar and believes that there may be some funny business going on. At first I was inclined to dismiss her suspicions, but then I realized that this might be an opportunity to embarrass Dennis, and so I have decided that we shall surreptitiously conduct an investigation to determine what is going. Come, my sidekick Trixie — the game is afoot!
Hello good reader. This is Tucker the Much Better Vizsla Than Dennis. While Dennis is occupied getting ready for Pink Daisy’s Halloween costume contest, I thought I would address some scurrilous rumors and videos that have surfaced recently that purport to show me clumsily attempting to gain access to the kitchen counter. But can we really trust the evidence of our eyes? Let’s investigate. Come, Trixie, the game’s afoot!
Hello good readers, this is Tucker the dog. Some of you may have noticed recent changes around here and come to the conclusion that I have somehow stolen control of the blog from my brother Dennis, but nothing could be further from the truth. In fact, Dennis asked me to take over from him because he finally realized that he is young and silly, while I am older and wiser, not to mention better. Still unconvinced? Let’s look at the facts. Come, Trixie! The game is afoot!
Hello good readers. This is Tucker the Vizsla. Recently a picture surfaced purporting to show Dennis and myself sleeping in close proximity. While some have called this picture a “mirror image”, others have noted here and elsewhere that while Dennis appears to be young, I appear to be old. And yet once I was the young one! Could it possibly be a coincidence that after Dennis showed up, I became the “old dog” in the house? Let us investigate. Come, Trixie! The game is afoot!