Pets Out Shopping

Lulu: “Are you sure we’re allowed to park right here in front of the door?”
Chaplin: “Sure, see the banner? It’s reserved parking for dogs, cats, hamsters, birds, and fish. We’re cats, you’re a dog, and Blue is a bird. Sort of.”
Blue: “I’m what birds could have been if it weren’t for that giant UFO that crashed into the Yucatan.”

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Have Thumbs, Will Travel

Spicoli: “So, uh, where are you dudes off to in your Dada’s car?”
Blue: “Don’t ask me, I’m just the driver.”
Charlee: “We’re going to the pet store!”
Lulu: “I’m going to the dog park!”

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labor day sail

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel as yoo probly no i reseevd a gold card last week and so this week i desided to tayk advantaj of the labor day sails to go owt and puchas sum things i hav been needing for my sientifik endevors howevr as i no from hard ekspeeryense that hyoomans dont like dogs to go shopping in their stores i first had to wunse agin don my impenetrabul disgize:

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