a skolarly treetis on how the gofers tried to destroy my howse!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wile evrywun wuz distrakted by nitemarez and elekshuns and wotnot it seems that the gofers or sumbuddy tuk the oppertoonity to try to destroy my howse or at leest my yard chek it owt!!!

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buns across the mohawk!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel owr kwest to meet the nice peepul of dennis masachewsits may hav ended in faylyoor but at leest we hav this cool set of weelz to drive bak akross the kountree to the mithical land of sandy eggo driving shoor is fun chek it owt!!!

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The Sidewalk of Doom

Although I’ve tried to move on to other digs, other antiquities, the mystery of the Lost Kong continues to haunt me.  Whispers have reached my ears that a prisoner in a local jail has claimed to have knowledge about where the raiders might have taken the prize they stole from the Temple of Krate.  This may be the break I’ve been waiting for.

sidewalk_of_doom

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