The Great Debate (Prep)


Producer Smurf: “All right, pretend candidates! I am now going to smurf you a selection of questions chosen from those smurfed by the public to the web site presidentialopenquestions.comIs everybody ready?”
Dennis: “Why does my mic say ‘Fisher-Price’ on it?”
Paula: “I’ll take ‘Potpourri’ for $1000, Alex.”
Simon: “Paula, that is not Alex Trebek, and this is not ‘Jeopardy’.”
Paula: “Are you sure this isn’t ‘Jeopardy’? Have you seen who’s running for President?”
Simon: “Fair enough. But for the love of all that’s holy, please, start at the top of the category and work your way down.”

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Poll Position


Mouse: “Are you all right, Dennis? You look a little flushed.”
Dennis: “I’m fine. It’s just the Kung Pao.”
Mouse: “I’m sure your mama will be thrilled to have all her clothes smelling like Chinese takeout.”
Dennis: “Ha ha ha! So am I!”

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the sunday awards and meem show reterns!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i am bak with the sunday awards and meem show now first i wood like to menshun that my gud frend the three dog blogger has posted an intervyoo with me wich is not reely a meem per say but it is a me-em so it kind of kownts wel ennyway yoo can reed this intervyoo heer thanks for the intervyoo three dog blogger hav yore peepul call my peepul and well do luntch ha ha ok lets moov on!!!

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just call me mister reeeeemisssss

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i missd my yoozual sunday meems and awards show on akkownt of dada beeing bizzy with the plummer on the hot-water-steeling-gofers insident and i myself beeing bizzy with judjing the sporting groop at mango minster as yoo can see i had sum persunality conflikts with my fellow judjes in this kategory:

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