(dont) panick

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i wood like to speek to yoo this morning in my kapasity as a sivik minded ceo of a company wot is verry consernd with the publik helth i am referring of korse to dennises pig powders now i hav ben moniterring the swine floo sitchooayshun just like evrywun else as the level of panik and misinformayshun abowt this dizeez abayts and i am shoor that my reakshun is the saym as that of evry other observer wen i say why arnt yoo peepul panicking more?!?!

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dennis to the reskyew!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i hav ben watching with dismay as the hyooman guvernmints struggel with this socalld swine floo it has bekum obvius that they ar unaybel to deel with it effektivly and so sensing a bizness opportoonity i hav borrowd all of dadas credit cards and thats rite i hav reaktivayted the dennises pig powders faktory to deel with this krisis!!!

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owtrajus diskriminashun

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well yesterday i went arownd to the local food stores with sampuls of my top notch caveear stuf only to find owt they wood not even let me in to show the manager my warez becuz i am —– A DOG!!!!  this is owtrajus diskriminashun i meen luk at me i am at leest as smart as and sertinly kleener than a too-yeer-old hyooman and yet they let them in!!!!!!!  i think all us dogs need to organize a boycot of playses like ths i bet i woodnt hav this problum if i livd sumware more enlitend like the mithical country of europe …

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my noo vencher

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well as yoo no i lost my pig powders bizness a wile bak do to the vast rodent conspiracy but now i am bak with a noo bizness vencher i hav herd of this stuff calld caveear i dont no much abowt it eksept that its ekspensiv and it comes owt of a fish well check it owt i can get stuff owt of a fish verry eezily

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im an ontropronoor

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i herd that the guvnor is giving evrybuddy a taks refund so i wanted to say too things furst i want to say “thanks guvnor” and second i want to let evrywun no what i am going to do with my taks refund i am going to start my own small bizness selling pig powder

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