Dennis: “Okay, let me make sure I’ve got this straight. You’re James Bond, you’ve never seen me before, and this is 1986.”
James Bond: “Correct on all counts.”
Mouse: “Of course he’s never seen you before, Dennis. You met him over thirty years in his future.”
Dennis: “Right, but why didn’t his future self say anything about having met me before? I mean, people usually remember me.”
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel this is kalifornya and it is late summer and yoo no wot that meens it meens brush fires!!! we had nine of them heer friday nite just after midnite wun of witch wuz verry neer owr howse!!! ennyway it wuz reely layt and evrywun wuz asleep wen the fone rang and owr naybors told us their wuz a fire on the hil behind the howse and that we shood pak up and prepayr to leeve!!! dada beeing not too swift with the kamera and also haff asleep did not think to tayk a pikcher of the glow and the smoke wot wuz billowing into the air just a fyoo hunnerd yards away frum the howse so i hav attempted to reekreayt wot it lukd like in this illustrayshun chek it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as yoo may remember sandy klawz and i hav had owr diffrenses in the past but i sent him a smooth tawking letter and we hav berreed the hatchit he even sent me a prezzent chek it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel if yoo wer heer yesterday then yoo no that the noo owner of my blog calld us all to his offiss for a big meeting i wunder wot he wants!!! lets find owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel owr trip to dennis massachewsits has run into a bit of a snag on akkownt of a krooz ship beeing ware it shudnt hav ben but we ar finaly mayking progress chek it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i hav had an ideea for a noo feetcher wot i hav never dun before i am going to call it the sunday awards and meem show!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel for now i hav givin up on the folk singers becuz the all seem to have an abnormal attatchmint to cats so insted i hav deesided to tayk tuckers sugjestchun for sumwun diffrent to rite me a theem song and so welkum mister ozzy ozzborn!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel that fire at camp pendelton wasnt so much owt as it wuz just resting and this time we ar having a santa ana event and the wind is not so much blowing away from the howse as it is blowing just slitely north of it dada cud see the smoke from his offis and wuz wurreed abowt us dogs and even trouble the kitty so he came home erly and wile he has ben heer the smoke has been gitting thicker and thicker the fire is burning a mile or too behind the mishun ware mama wurks but she is sayf rite now and wil be home soon