Lulu: “Listen, I appreciate that you’re probably not going to eat most of us, but I do have to ask you to take your hibachi outside.” Huntsman Spider: “But why, mate? I’m cooking in the kitchen. The kitchen is where cooking is done, right? That’s how we do it Down Under, anyway.” Lulu: “Yes that’s true, but not when you’re cooking with charcoal and making all kinds of smoke.”
Lulu: “I suppose you’re all wondering why I called you here—” Vermin: “HISSS! No we are not! It’s because of all the nasty moths and butterflies!” Spicoli: “Oh, all of you dudes can see them too? Whew, that’s a relief!”
Dennis: “Okay, let me make sure I’ve got this straight. You’re James Bond, you’ve never seen me before, and this is 1986.”
James Bond: “Correct on all counts.”
Mouse: “Of course he’s never seen you before, Dennis. You met him over thirty years in his future.”
Dennis: “Right, but why didn’t his future self say anything about having met me before? I mean, people usually remember me.”
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