Tag: smurfs
Posted on November 11, 2018
by The Hipster Kitties
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Scrooge: “I’ve read several ridiculous last wills and testaments for you creatures over the years, but this one really puts the butter on the crumpet. Bah humbug.” Mouse: “How so?” Chaplin: “Did you hear that? We’re getting buttered crumpets.” Charlee: “I don’t think that’s…
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Category: Cats, Dogs, VizslasTags: Cats, Dogs, field mice, german shepherds, guinea pigs, lawyers, opossums, producer smurf, readings, smurfs, testaments, Vizslas, wills
Posted on November 4, 2018
by Dennis the Vizsla
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Mr. Nibbles: “You look like you have a question, friend Hipsters.” Chaplin: “We don’t understand why we’re having a party for Dennis but he isn’t here for it.” Spicoli: “Oh, little dudes, this isn’t a party. It’s a memorial service. And that’s how memorial…
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Category: Cats, Dennis's Friends, Dogs, VizslasTags: bob the builder, buffets, bugs bunny, Cats, doctor who, Dogs, field mice, flags, german shepherds, guinea pigs, half staff, in memoriam, jack sparrow, james bond, memorial services, ninja hedgehogs, producer smurf, scrooge, smurfs, squirrels, the rainbow bridge, Vizslas
Posted on October 28, 2018
by Dennis the Vizsla
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Dada’s Note: Literally the day we were going to make the call, Dennis suddenly bounced back, happily greeting us at the door with a wagging tail for the first time in days. Whether this is an effect of increased prednisone and his new biome…
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Category: Dogs, Scams, VizslasTags: Dogs, field mice, guinea pigs, lotteries, lottery, powerball, producer smurf, Scams, smurfs, tennis balls, Vizslas
Posted on August 12, 2018
by Dennis the Vizsla
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Mr. Nibbles: “All right, so I think we’ve arrived at a solution that everyone can live with. First, Lo Pan will go stand by the cat tree so the Hipsters can jump from his head to the tree without any loss of altitude.” Charlee:…
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Category: Cats, Dogs, VizslasTags: barbecues, bugs bunny, Cats, Dogs, dungeons, field mice, german shepherds, guinea pigs, lo pan, negotiations, opossums, pork chops, prisons, smurfs, Vizslas
Posted on August 5, 2018
by Dennis the Vizsla
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Mr. Nibbles: “Thanks for asking me to handle these negotiations. Let’s start by setting expectations. Lo Pan, what would you like to get out of these discussions?” Lo Pan: “I would like to get these cats off my head.” Mr. Nibbles: “Well, that’s something…
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Category: Cats, Dogs, VizslasTags: big trouble in little china, Cats, Dogs, german shepherds, guinea pigs, jack burton, lo pan, negotiations, opossums, porkchop express, smurfs, trucks, Vizslas
Posted on July 29, 2018
by Dennis the Vizsla
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Lo Pan: “So your names are Miss Charlie and Mr. Chaplin? I am ever so pleased to meet you.” Charlee: “Look how tall that person is, Chaplin.” Chaplin: “He’s very tall.”
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Category: Cats, Dogs, VizslasTags: big trouble in little china, Cats, Dogs, doorbells, field mice, german shepherds, guinea pigs, lo pan, meetings, opossums, skateboard messengers, smurfs, threats, videos, Vizslas
Posted on July 24, 2018
by Dennis the Vizsla
28 Comments
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot tooday is??? tooday is my maybe probly twelfth birthday!!! Vermin: “You say it’s your birthday! It’s my birthday too! So give me your cake!” Dennis: “Do I have to?” Spicoli: “I don’t think…
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Category: Cats, Dogs, VizslasTags: birthdays, cake, Cats, Dogs, field mice, german shepherds, guinea pigs, karaoke, smurfs, teenagers, turtles, twelve, Vizslas
Posted on April 29, 2018
by Dennis the Vizsla
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James Bond: “Stand back, my furry little friends. These creatures are dangerous!” Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “So, Mr. Bond, you thought you could blow up our mealworm vats and not pay the price? Think again.” Dennis: “I haven’t done anything to your mealworm vats. Lately….
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Category: Cats, Dogs, VizslasTags: arcades, Cats, Dogs, field mice, german shephers, guinea pigs, james bond, mealworms, ninja hedgehogs, producer smurf, smurfs, time travel, Vizslas
Posted on April 15, 2018
by Dennis the Vizsla
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James Bond: “Who’s a good puppy? Who’s a cute puppy? Who? Who?” Dennis: “Me?” James Bond: “That’s right! And who deserves a head pat and a chin skritch?” Dennis: “Also me?” James Bond: “That’s right!” Mouse: “Sure sure, Dennis is awesome. Now can you…
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Category: Cats, Dogs, VizslasTags: 1986, arcades, Cats, Dogs, field mice, german shepherds, guinea pigs, jail, james bond, producer smurf, smokey, smurfs, the bandit, time travel, video games, Vizslas, y2k
Posted on March 18, 2018
by Dennis the Vizsla
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Spicoli: “Dude, is it just me or does your gadget look an awful lot like a flux capacitor?” Mouse: “It’s not just you. The flux capacitor sets up a small time oscillation inside the slot machine which allows me to control the output of…
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Category: Cats, Dogs, VizslasTags: blockchains, Cats, Dogs, field mice, flux capacitors, german shepherds, guinea pigs, james bond, producer smurf, slot machines, smurfs, time travel, Vizslas
Posted on March 11, 2018
by Dennis the Vizsla
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Dennis: “Charlee! Chaplin! What are you doing in the mythical land of Hungary?” Chaplin: “We’re here to bring you back home to California!” Felix Leiter:”Those cats have some sharp-looking tuxedos.”
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Category: Cats, Dogs, Scams, Travel, VizslasTags: cards, Cats, Dogs, felix leiter, field mice, gambling, german shepherds, guinea pigs, james bond, le chiffre, poker, producer smurf, smurfs, Vizslas
Posted on March 4, 2018
by Dennis the Vizsla
16 Comments
Spicoli: “Yo, dude, do you work here?” Ambassador: “Yes, I do. That’s why I’m on this side of the counter. How can I help you today, ‘sir’?” Spicoli: “We’re looking for our friend. He’s a red dog who accidentally got deported to Hungary.” Ambassador:…
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Category: Cats, Dogs, Travel, VizslasTags: casinos, Cats, Dogs, embassies, field mice, gambling, german shepherds, guinea pigs, producer smurf, smurfs, snooty, turtles, tuxedos
Posted on February 18, 2018
by Dennis the Vizsla
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Producer Smurf: “Oh for the love of smurf! This is smurfing ridiculous! If we have to smurf at every smurfing cumulus cloud so the Hipsters can smurf a nap, we’re never going to smurf where we’re smurfing!” Spicoli: “Dude, chill. You get incoherent when…
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Category: Cats, Dogs, Travel, VizslasTags: balloons, belgium, brussels, Cats, clouds, Dogs, german shepherds, guinea pigs, napping, parachute pants, parachutes, smurfs, smurfy, Travel, turtles, Vizslas
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