The Oceanside Animals
And their imaginary friends
Tag: smurfs
Troll Talk
Troll: “Hør, katt, jeg er mye større enn deg, så når jeg ber deg om å gjøre noe, bør du gjøre det.”* Producer Smurf: “This isn’t smurfy! It isn’t smurfy at all! Get me out of here!” Chaplin: “Why do you want us to…
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Ear Ear
Lulu: “So you just made the Magic Flying Coaster bigger by talking about it?” Producer Smurf: “Smurfs that way, yes.” Troll: “Jeg sier deg, du må komme hit og la denne katten krype gjennom ørene dine.”*
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Trollty Towers
Spicoli: “Dude. Seriously. This is not the time to be rolling around in the snow.” Lulu: “So this stuff is called ‘snow’? I like it!” Producer Smurf: “Will you quit smurfing around and smurf back on the Magic Flying Coaster? You’re smurfing up my…
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Trollhunters
Lulu: “This seems like it’s been an awfully long trip. Where are we?” Producer Smurf: “This is Norway, Land of the Trolls! If you want to smurf about them, this is the place to smurf it.”
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Cleared For Takeoff
Lulu: “What does this funny round mat have to do with finding out about trolls?” Producer Smurf: “This is Dennis’s old Magic Flying Coaster. We’ll be smurfing it to smurf various examples of trolls so that I can smurf you how they’re different from…
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What Is The Measure Of A Troll?
Mouse: “Why are you hanging out on the patio, Lulu?” Lulu: “Well Chaplin has been trolling me by taking my boxes, mat, and beds, so I came out here where I know he won’t do that.”
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Battery Ratcraft
Brutus: “Behold, the underground hall of batteries!” Lulu: “It’s very nice. I like the cool floor. If I roll over on it, will I get a belly rub?” Brutus: “Probably not, no.”
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The Peach Rats
Hello friendlies! Lulu here! I have discovered that rats* have been eating the peaches from our tree. Fortunately I am on patrol and prepared to stamp my feet in the ivy until I find them! Soon …
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Hamburger Helper
Big Mouth: “Hamburgers!” Mouse: “What I don’t quite get is your angle in doing all this for the Hipsters.” Producer Smurf: “Angle? What angle? You think I can’t just smurf something nice for my friends?” Mr. Nibbles: “You look a little glum, Chaplin.” Chaplin:…
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The Painted Lady
Producer Smurf: “Smurf it out! We have arrived in Oregon! And there’s the Painted Lady!” Chaplin: “Yay! Butterflies!” Charlee: “What do you mean, ‘the’ painted lady?”
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Oregon Trail
Producer Smurf: “All right, so, the first thing we have to smurf to smurf you to Oregon is to smurf out of the house.” Charlee: “Right. How do we do that?”
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The Flutterby Effect
Spicoli: “I heard you little Hipster dudes wanted to talk to me?” Chaplin: “Yes, we were wondering if you could help us get to Oregon.”
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Timey Why-Me?
The Doctor: “So here’s the thing. I’m sure you’re all familiar with the story of the Whos in Whoville and how the Grinch stole Christmas.” Everyone except Producer Smurf: “Yes.” Producer Smurf: “Whos are poseurs.”
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Hipsters, Lulu, & Company
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