The Anti-Ant League

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Dennis: “Before we start today’s meeting, I would like to thank Spicoli for picking up donuts.”
Vermin: “HISSS! You say that like you think the stoner dog is going to share!”
Spicoli: “Of course I’ll share. You guys can split the toasted coconut one.”

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its the sunday awards and meem show hipster kitties edishun!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot??? my old frend sharkbytes hoo wuz the mama of my old frend maggie the vizsla hoo lukd like my old brother tucker the vizsla has given me a liebster award!!!

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and yoo no wot an award meens an award meens its time for a sunday awards and meem show!!! chek it owt!!!

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jobs i cud maybe hav!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as yoo may rekall i hav in the past tried varyus kareers inklooding beeing tuckers food tayster and selling majik flying koasters and trying to help hinja hedjhogs reeform and beeing a grooming inspektor but i hav stil not kwite fownd the rite kareer for me and for a wile i thawt maybe vizsla dogs cud not hav reel jobs however reesently i hav seen varyus nooz artikuls abowt vizsla dogs akting as bom sniffing dogs and as sertch and reskyew dogs chek it owt!!!

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Overheard Around The Conference Room

Dennis: “All right, I’d like to call this meeting to order so we can discuss the new additions to the … Umm, would you two please stop cuddling and take your seats?”
Mr. Nibbles: “I think it’s cute how they’re always snuggled up.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Such constant public displays of affection are unbecoming to a cat! And I should know since I am a cat myself!”
Mouse: “You are not a cat!”
Producer Smurf: “That’ll never happen, Dennis! You’d have better luck smurfing Vanity away from his mirror or Greedy away from his pies!”
Spicoli: “Dude, you have access to pies and you haven’t shared? Not cool!”

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Back To The Sofa

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Mouse: “Well, Dennis, I hope this latest fiasco has taught you a little something about your get-rich-quick schemes.”
Dennis : “It sure has! Next time, I’m going to be the one wearing a disguise!”
Mouse: “That’s not exactly the lesson I had in mind.”

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