The Oceanside Animals
And their imaginary friends
Tag: smurfs
It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad Lib
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Overheard Around The Conference Room
Lulu: “I suppose you’re all wondering why I called this meeting.” Producer Smurf: “I was already here smurfing the Smurfs movie for the smurfteenth time.” Charlee: “We were batting a ball around and it rolled in here.” Vermin: “HISS! I’m not here because you…
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It’s A Happy Hipster Birthday!
Three years ago today, two cute little tiny kittens were born:
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Visiting Hours
Lulu: “What’s the first thing you’re going to do when we get to Kosmo’s house, Chaplin?” Chaplin: “I’m going to wash off all this troll ear wax. What about you?” Producer Smurf: “You smurf the least smurfy airline ever. What kind of airline…
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All’s Weird That Ends Weird
Producer Smurf: “I can’t believe you were the one smurfing all this mischief, Papa Smurf!” Papa Smurf: “Well you know, it gets boring in the mushroom village sometimes. And I would have smurfed away with it if not for you meddling cats.” Producer Smurf:…
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I Think We All Learned Something Today
Lulu: “Well I think I understand the main difference between trolls and cats now.” Spicoli: “And what is it, dude?” Lulu: “People keep cats as pets.” Pineapple: “Ahhhh! You crazy cat! Stop smurfing on my foliage!”
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No Deposit No Return
Producer Smurf: “All right, I am smurfing this tour to an early stop and we are smurfing back home before it goes any more smurfways than it already did.” Lulu: “Well, if you really want to cancel the tour that’s fine. But I’ll need…
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What Not To Wear
Ragnar: “Hvitt er et veldig uheldig fargevalg for deg.”* Troll: “Jeg valgte det ikke.”** Lulu: “I’m not entirely sure what’s going on here.” Spicoli: “You think this is bad, you should have been along for some of the stuff that happened to Dennis.” Chaplin:…
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Troll Talk
Troll: “Hør, katt, jeg er mye større enn deg, så når jeg ber deg om å gjøre noe, bør du gjøre det.”* Producer Smurf: “This isn’t smurfy! It isn’t smurfy at all! Get me out of here!” Chaplin: “Why do you want us to…
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Ear Ear
Lulu: “So you just made the Magic Flying Coaster bigger by talking about it?” Producer Smurf: “Smurfs that way, yes.” Troll: “Jeg sier deg, du må komme hit og la denne katten krype gjennom ørene dine.”*
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Trollty Towers
Spicoli: “Dude. Seriously. This is not the time to be rolling around in the snow.” Lulu: “So this stuff is called ‘snow’? I like it!” Producer Smurf: “Will you quit smurfing around and smurf back on the Magic Flying Coaster? You’re smurfing up my…
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Trollhunters
Lulu: “This seems like it’s been an awfully long trip. Where are we?” Producer Smurf: “This is Norway, Land of the Trolls! If you want to smurf about them, this is the place to smurf it.”
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Cleared For Takeoff
Lulu: “What does this funny round mat have to do with finding out about trolls?” Producer Smurf: “This is Dennis’s old Magic Flying Coaster. We’ll be smurfing it to smurf various examples of trolls so that I can smurf you how they’re different from…
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Hipsters, Lulu, & Company
Thank you Petcretary Ingrid of Meezer’s Mews & Terrieristical Woofs!
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