Producer Smurf: “All right, let’s try to smurf ourselves together long enough to smurf some guesses as to what Bean’s genetic makeup is. First, let’s smurf from Vermin!”
Vermin: “HISSS! A nasty dog!”
Producer Smurf: “You smurfed the same guess for Lulu. Are you sure you don’t want to smurf a little more specific this time?”
Vermin: “HISSS! A nasty dog with asymmetrical ears!”
Producer Smurf: “The judges are smurfing me that ‘nasty with asymmetrical ears’ isn’t a breed, but they’ll allow it.”
Java Bean: “My ears are asymmetrical?”
Spicoli: “You know what would go well with that cake, dude?”
Blue: “No, what?”
Spicoli: “Coffee.”
Blue: “They had coffee in the room next door. I can go steal some.”
Chaplin: “I was sure he was going to say ‘Doritos’.”
Charlee: “So was I!”
Producer Smurf: “Welcome to Round Two of ‘Guess What Went Into That Dog’! You already smurfed our contestants, so let’s smurf hello to this week’s dog, Java Bean!”
Java Bean: “¡Hola!”
Spicoli: “Any luck finding refreshments in the Green Room, dude?”
Blue: “Well they have dog biscuits in there but they wouldn’t let me have any. I might stage a raid later.”
Norman: “Did I just hear somebody say something about a raid?”
Producer Smurf: “All right, our first contestant is Vermin!”
Vermin: “HISSS! I keep telling all of you! My name is Jill!”
Producer Smurf: “Vermin is some kind of wallaby or something. She smurfs around the house hissing at everyone.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Crazy smurf! I’m an opossum! The part about hissing is accurate though.”
Producer Smurf: “All right then, Vermin, let’s smurf your guess as to what kind of dog Lulu smurfs!”
Vermin: “HISSS! She’s a nasty dog! Just like all the other nasty dogs and cats! Also I think she’s a clone of Trixie.”
Chaplin: “Mouse, you ruled out cloning as a source of where Lulu came from, right?”
Mouse: “Well, I know Trouble’s Clone-o-Matic wasn’t used to make her, but it’s not like I checked every other Clone-o-Matic in the world.”
Producer Smurf: “What are you two smurfing down here?”
Java Bean: “The results of our genetic testing from Embark came back and we were just looking at them.”
Lulu: “Yeah, it says that I’m a—”
Producer Smurf: “Wait! Stop! Don’t smurf another word! I have just smurfed the most smurfy idea ever!”
Java Bean: “You have? What is it?”
Producer Smurf: “A breed reveal game show!”
Fire Department: “This is the Fire Department, how may we help you?”
Lulu: “Hi, we’ve got an animal stuck in a high place who needs help getting down.”
Charlee: “Psst, Bean, we have a business proposal for you …”
Java Bean: “How did you get back up here?”
Charlee: “I’m a cat. I have my ways.”
Chaplin: “Lulu, can you lend me a paw pushing this wine rack back into position?”
Lulu: “You pushed it out here, why can’t you push it back on your own?”
Chaplin: “Division of Labor. It’s Capitalism 101. Just ask the mouse.”
Mouse: “That’s not what Division of … You know what? Forget it. Just help the cat.”
Charlee: “Chaplin! You’re not a pillbug anymore! See, I knew that spell was going to wear off if I didn’t do something about it … I mean, what a relief!”
Chaplin: “I was never a pillbug. I was just playing inside a new moldable tunnel thing that Mama got for us.”
Producer Smurf: “Spicoli, what are you doing here?”
Spicoli: “Oh well you know I just needed to check in with Papa Smurf on a few things, and Chaplin decided to tag along …”
Producer Smurf: “What are the other smurfs smurfing about me on this Smurfdoor thing?”
Papa Smurf: “That a suspicious character was smurfing around hauling a wagon full of probably smurfed film equipment.”
Producer Smurf: “I didn’t smurf this equipment! I smurfed it from some gnomes who smurf a rental shop!”
Papa Smurf: “A smurfly story! Do you smurf a receipt? Or a rental smurfgreement?”
Charlee: “Next time maybe I should just look for a wizard on TaskRabbit …”
Charlee: “Well this trip was a big fat waste of time. Thanks for nothing, Producer Smurf.”
Producer Smurf: “Hey, it’s not my fault! Nobody smurfed me in the loop on these developments!”
Realtor Smurf: “Maybe if you smurfed in our Smurfbook group, you would have seen us talking about it there.”
Charlee: “So, what are the Smurfhamas and how do we get there?”
Realtor Smurf: “The Smurfhamas are resort islands in the Caribbean. I don’t know how you would smurf there, but Papa Smurf smurfed a charter plane to smurf himself and Smurfette and a few other favorites there.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Did you hear that? Papa Smurf has favorites! And I’m not looking at two of them! Ha ha ha ha!”
Charlee: “Hey, so this real estate talk has been fascinating and all but where is Papa Smurf? I need to talk to him about my brother.”
Realtor Smurf: “You smurfed Azrael into the village?! Have you smurfed your mind? Azrael is our secondary mortal enemy!”
Producer Smurf: “This isn’t Azrael. This is Charlee. I smurf around her house.”
Realtor Smurf: “You smurf around with Azrael?! That’s a new low even for you, Producer Smurf!”
The Oceanside Animals 