Blue: “No fair escaping downhill!”
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Timey Why-Me?
The Doctor: “So here’s the thing. I’m sure you’re all familiar with the story of the Whos in Whoville and how the Grinch stole Christmas.”
Everyone except Producer Smurf: “Yes.”
Producer Smurf: “Whos are poseurs.”
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Hipsters Hear A Who
Spicoli: “Dude, who’s your passenger?”
Sky Turtle: “Yes, that’s correct. Who is my passenger. Cindy Lou Who, to be more specific.”
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Only A Day More Than Two
Everyone: “Happy birthday to you / You are no more than two / Just like Cindy Lou Who / Happy birthday dear Hipsters / Happy birthday to you!”
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All Ashore That’s Going Ashore
Jack Sparrow: “Land ho! Mr. Spicoli! Prepare to launch the ship’s tender!”
Spicoli: “The what now, dude?”
Jack Sparrow: “The small boat for going ashore! Savvy?”
Spicoli: “I don’t see anything like that on board, dude.”
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Come Sail Away
Spicoli: “What makes you so sure you can find Dennis and the Black Pearl, dude?”
Jack Sparrow: “I have an excellent crew, Mr. Spicoli. They will continue on the course I set, for a fabled island rich with treasure. We are now making for that same island. I can only hope we reach it in time, for the inhabitants are said to be clever tricksters. I fear your friend may be in well over his head.”
Spicoli: “Yeah, well, he usually is.”
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