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Timey Why-Me?

The Doctor: “So here’s the thing. I’m sure you’re all familiar with the story of the Whos in Whoville and how the Grinch stole Christmas.” Everyone except Producer Smurf: “Yes.” Producer Smurf: “Whos are poseurs.”

Hipsters Hear A Who

Spicoli: “Dude, who’s your passenger?” Sky Turtle: “Yes, that’s correct. Who is my passenger. Cindy Lou Who, to be more specific.”

Only A Day More Than Two

Everyone: “Happy birthday to you / You are no more than two / Just like Cindy Lou Who / Happy birthday dear Hipsters / Happy birthday to you!”

All Ashore That’s Going Ashore

Jack Sparrow: “Land ho! Mr. Spicoli! Prepare to launch the ship’s tender!” Spicoli: “The what now, dude?” Jack Sparrow: “The small boat for going ashore! Savvy?” Spicoli: “I don’t see anything like that on board, dude.”

Come Sail Away

Spicoli: “What makes you so sure you can find Dennis and the Black Pearl, dude?” Jack Sparrow: “I have an excellent crew, Mr. Spicoli. They will continue on the course I set, for a fabled island rich with treasure. We are now making for…

Everybody Must Get Stoned

Overheard Around Roadside America

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