Spicoli: “Dude. Seriously. This is not the time to be rolling around in the snow.”
Lulu: “So this stuff is called ‘snow’? I like it!”
Producer Smurf: “Will you quit smurfing around and smurf back on the Magic Flying Coaster? You’re smurfing up my troll tour.”
Chaplin: “Wheee! I’m way up high! Charlee has never been this high up! I win!”
Troll: “Har jeg fått noe på hodet?”*
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Video probably taken in 1999
Discovered on an old VHS tape in March 2017
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay first i wood like to thank evrywun hoo offerd simpathee and sugjestchuns for how to deel with the terrifying parakeet wot invayded my howse!!! fortchoonatly mama has tayken the parakeet “to the classrum” witch i am pritty shoor is a yoofamizm for “put it in the deep fryer” ha ha ha ha ha ha ok ennyway i am sorry i hav not ben arownd dada is stil wurking on his silly buk witch meenz he duz not hav time to properly dokyooment all my adventchers however he did not say i cud not do skolarly treetises!!! now intrestingly altho dada duz not hav time to rite up my adventchers apparently he has time to go hayng owt in the desert witch is a horrid eevil nasty playse!!! so now i wood like to present a skolarly treetis on why wun shud never ever go to the desert chek it owt!!!
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i hav herd that mutch of the country inklooding menny of my nice reederz hav ben gitting sokd with winter wether and hevvy doses of wite stuf spred all over the grownd so i wanted to let evrybuddy no that i understand all abowt the problems pozd by hevvy wite stuf chek it owt!!!
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog coming to yoo over the sub etha data interstellur netwurk to preezent this weeks awards and meem and art and myoozik show!!! we hav lots of awards this week and of korse myoozik is a hole noo kategorry for the show wich is gitting to have a long naym so i am thinking of renayming it to sumthing like doglith fare ha ha ok lets git started and — oh hang on sumbuddy is nokking on the door of the chikkin koop sawser let me go see hoo it is
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay this weekend dada and his gests went up to neerby palomar mowntin ware they hav the faymus teleskope wot wuz yoozd by galilayo to discover aliens on joopiter and also to disproov the foolish noshun that the erth revolvs arownd the sun meenwile i got to stay home and hang owt with mama ha ha in yore fayse dada!!!
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay recently my gud frend amanda showd pikchers of her visit to mownt evans in the mithical land of colorado and i rememberd heering that dada and his brother had visited this spot wen they were just puppeez in the aynchent lost decade of the seventeez wen they didnt hav enny internets or dijital pikchers ennyway i manajd to track down fotografik evidense of this visit by contacting the top secret sowrse wot gayv me such other aynchent fotografs like this wun so now i present to yoo scanned thirty yeer old slides:
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On the “Best … Tag … Ever” post, TwoBarkingDogs mentioned an envelope for eliminating the “tag jinglies” associated with a dog’s rabies, identification, and license tags, and then I mentioned that Tucker used to have such an envelope. I was pretty sure I had a picture of him wearing it, and lo and behold, I had already uploaded it a while back, for use in the Snow Puppy post.
Note the blue nylon pouch — that’s where his tags lived when he was a young pup. It definitely eliminated the jingles! Plus, he could use it to carry his cigarettes.
This one’s for Rocket, stuck inside because of -10 degree weather. Poor Rocket!
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