trixie gits a bath!!! on akkownt of i peed on her!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel so for a fyoo days mama and dada hav ben trying to figger owt why my sister trixie wuz gitting mats on her bakside and why smelt a littel funny but now they no it is becuz i hav ben peeing on her wen we go owtside!!! hay it is only fare she is mine so i hav to pee on her rite??? unfortchoonatly mama and dada dont understand how theez things ar suppozd to wurk

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Mr. Green Feets

So here’s a shot of Dennis relaxing on the chaise lounge (pre-repair) after a long day of doing doggie things. The astute observer will notice that the bottoms of his feet are a lovely shade of green. Can you guess why? Take the quiz!

A) Dennis’s transformation from his alter ego, “The Incredible Hulk”, remains incomplete.
B) Dennis’s St. Patrick’s Day makeup hasn’t fully worn off yet
C) Dennis is a punk rocker
D) Dennis has worn himself out playing fetch on newly-mown grass in the back yard
E) Dennis is a leprechaun
F) Dennis is half alien (think Burt’s baby on Soap)
G) He’s been standing in Green Stuff
H) All of the above