So here’s a little ditty that, unlike most of the tunes I serenade (read: torture) the animals with, cannot be sung to the cat. (Well, I guess it could, but it would lose a little something if “dog” were changed to “cat”.)
Most songs are three to four minutes long, and of course I’m not going to stand around singing to the dogs for that long. (I do have important things to do, after all, like, um … well, okay, I don’t really have anything important… Continue Reading “The Bow Wow Wow Wow Song”
A while back I mentioned the grotty songs that I serenade the animals with, and even farther back, I mentioned that one of Dennis’s nicknames is Booja-Booja-Boo. Naturally this leads to the Booja-Boo song, which is, of course, sung to the tune of the… Continue Reading “The Booja-Boo Song”
So just in case you think we’re discriminating against the cat by not singing to her (or perhaps that we’re discriminating against the dogs by singing to them), let me alleviate your concern by presenting The Kitty Song. This is to the tune of… Continue Reading “The Kitty Song”
A while back, I mentioned that we (and by we I mean me) like to sing silly tunes to our animals. Here’s an example of a little ditty with which I often serenade Tucker. This is to the tune of “Luka” by Suzanne Vega… Continue Reading “The Rooster Song”
So, having earlier embarrassed myself by listing the silly nicknames we have for the animals, I thought I would humiliate myself further by admitting that I also sing to them.