WD-40oz To Freedom

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K9: “Doctor, Dennis is here with the device you wanted to examine.”
Ninth Doctor: “Thank you, K9. Good dog.”
Dennis: “Aaaaaiiiiieee! Loud! Loud! Lou―hey, is that food?”

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they tried to mayk me go to rehab i sed no no no!!! but they mayd me go ennyway!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as yoo may reemember i wuz reesently diagnosd by the vetnameez peepul with hips displeezya and seveer arthuritis!!!  i am not shoor wot eksaktly arthuritis is but i think it luks like this:

I Arthur
luks kyoot duznt he??? but hes akchooally rather paynful!!!

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