Mr. Nibbles: “I think it’s pretty unlikely that your Mama and Dada would have brought a vampire home, Charlee.”
Charlee: “I’m not so sure! Dada wrote a whole book about vampires, you know! And he has the soundtrack to The Lost Boys!”
Spicoli: “I think every Gen-Xer has the soundtrack to The Lost Boys, dude. It’s, like, required.”
Charlee: “Okay, but Mama always says she rooted for the vampire in Fright Night!”
Spicoli: “Well, I mean, the vampire in Fright Night was played by Chris Sarandon and knew how to dance, so …”

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