Having defeated the ace bowler Jesus Quintana in single combat, I earned the right to fly one of the Rylan Star League’s supposedly high-tech StarFighters. Unfortunately, it appears that while the StarFighter may have been high-tech 25 years ago, it is sadly outdated compared to the SpudFighters that Darth Tater is able to launch from the Death Spud; but at the moment it is the only ship I have. Let the battle begin!
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Having been recruited by the mysterious Rylan Star League, I had expected to receive a starfighter and training in how to fly it, so that I can destroy my nemesis Darth Tater; but it turns out that the Rylan Star League, far from being an elite corps of pilots, is in fact a bowling organization. They have starfighters, to be sure, but in order to earn one, I have to defeat their top ace, Jesus Quintana, known as “The Jesus”, in single combat. The weapon of choice: A bowling ball. Fortunately, when it comes to games involving balls, no one can beat The Dennis.
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel we hav got the antenna and raydeeo thing wurking in this chikkin koop spayship and i am abel to send bak messadjes frum owter spayse now so i thawt that the first thing i wood do wood be to file a skolarly and hili sientifik treetis on common miths abowt owter spayse i hope this will kleer sum things up for all those siense fizziks and astronomee tipes wot ar stuk bak on erth ok heer goze
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The Oceanside Animals 