Tag: space shuttles

Dog Impact

Having achieved orbit and rendezvoused with the shuttle, we are now prepared to travel to the outer limits of the solar system and destroy the Alaska-sized asteroid that threatens to obliterate all life on earth. Our precious payload of Pop Rocks and soda is…

Dogageddon

Having returned in triumph from Little China, I am expecting to be given a new assignment in my new position as a paranormal investigator; but instead I find the university abuzz with news of impending planetary disaster. The astronomers in our physics department have…

krate update

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well mama and dada havnt put me in the krate in over a week now even wen they ar gawn for months at a time and so — wot?  oh tucker tells me that a munth…

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