Teen Point Five Million

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Vermin: “HISSS! I’m not sure I’m entirely comfortable traveling over all this water on a heavily laden  magic flying coaster.”
Dennis: “Oh it’s fine! I’ve only got one more stop to make and I don’t think it’s very far.”
Vermin: “HISSS! All right, good! Where are we going?”
Dennis: “Burkina Faso.”

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The Chicago Way

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Dennis: “There sure is a lot of whooping and clanging going on back at the bank.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Oh it’s just the cops. Nothing to worry about. Where are we going next?”
Dennis: “Chicago. Dada has an unclaimed box full of money in a warehouse there.”

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Observed Around The House

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Mouse: “Dennis, why do you have your mama’s laptop?”
Dennis: “Well since we’ve had a lot of extra expenses lately with my surgery and my heart and stuff, I thought I’d try to help out by earning some green papers again.”
Mouse: “What do you mean, ‘again’?”

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wurdy wensday spam!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay happy noo yeer evrybuddy!!! i wanted to tayk a moment to let my frends hoo hav wurdpress blogs no that laytly the faymus anti spam software akismet has aparently ben marking my komments as spam!!! i askd dada to ask wurdpress abowt it and wurdpress konfirmd that akismet is saying i am spam they think it is becuz of my spelling!!! kan yoo beleev this owrtraydjus diskriminayshun??? i ask yoo wot sort of spelling duz akismet ekspekt frum a dog??? i shud file a lawsoot under the ada wich is of korse the all dogs are awesome akt ha ha ha!!! ennyway if yoo hav a wurdpress blog wot yoozes akismet and yoo hav not seen komments frum me laytly but yoo hav seen me liking yore posts its probly becuz akismet has ben kalling my komments spam and eeting them wich of korse is wot wun duz with spam so if yoo wood like to chek yore spam folder the nekst time yoo ar in yore dashbord dooing dashbord stuf and unspam me all of us spelling challendjd dogs wood benefit frum it!!! ok bye

come sayl away!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay dada may hav ben inkapasitayted for most of last week but not us!!! me and trixie and tucker hav mayd a lot of progres on owr jurnee to dennis masachewsits chek owt this map wot i hav helpfully annotayted with varyus landmarks to show the root we ar tayking!!!

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