Vermin: “HISSS! I’m not sure I’m entirely comfortable traveling over all this water on a heavily laden magic flying coaster.”
Dennis: “Oh it’s fine! I’ve only got one more stop to make and I don’t think it’s very far.”
Vermin: “HISSS! All right, good! Where are we going?”
Dennis: “Burkina Faso.”
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Dennis: “There sure is a lot of whooping and clanging going on back at the bank.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Oh it’s just the cops. Nothing to worry about. Where are we going next?”
Dennis: “Chicago. Dada has an unclaimed box full of money in a warehouse there.”
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Mouse: “Dennis, why do you have your mama’s laptop?”
Dennis: “Well since we’ve had a lot of extra expenses lately with my surgery and my heart and stuff, I thought I’d try to help out by earning some green papers again.”
Mouse: “What do you mean, ‘again’?”
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay happy noo yeer evrybuddy!!! i wanted to tayk a moment to let my frends hoo hav wurdpress blogs no that laytly the faymus anti spam software akismet has aparently ben marking my komments as spam!!! i askd dada to ask wurdpress abowt it and wurdpress konfirmd that akismet is saying i am spam they think it is becuz of my spelling!!! kan yoo beleev this owrtraydjus diskriminayshun??? i ask yoo wot sort of spelling duz akismet ekspekt frum a dog??? i shud file a lawsoot under the ada wich is of korse the all dogs are awesome akt ha ha ha!!! ennyway if yoo hav a wurdpress blog wot yoozes akismet and yoo hav not seen komments frum me laytly but yoo hav seen me liking yore posts its probly becuz akismet has ben kalling my komments spam and eeting them wich of korse is wot wun duz with spam so if yoo wood like to chek yore spam folder the nekst time yoo ar in yore dashbord dooing dashbord stuf and unspam me all of us spelling challendjd dogs wood benefit frum it!!! ok bye
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay dada may hav ben inkapasitayted for most of last week but not us!!! me and trixie and tucker hav mayd a lot of progres on owr jurnee to dennis masachewsits chek owt this map wot i hav helpfully annotayted with varyus landmarks to show the root we ar tayking!!!
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel owr trip to dennis massachewsits has run into a bit of a snag on akkownt of a krooz ship beeing ware it shudnt hav ben but we ar finaly mayking progress chek it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as menny of yoo ar aware i hav ben faythfullee korresponding with varyus african bankers and guvernmint offishals in an effort to klaym millyuns of dollers in funds wot ar ritefully sumwun elses but wot they say i can hav however so far all theez endevors hav come to nawt theirfore i hav deesided to tayk the bull by the horns and go into bizness for myself agin chek it owt!!!
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay thanks evrywun for yore konsern abowt dada beeing to bizzy wurking to help me post my adventchers however i hav come up with a solooshun!!! dada wurks becuz he needs munny to keep me in fud and toyz and owtfits and flyball and adjility oh and also to pay the mortgadj so if i can mayk lots of munny for him then dada wil not need to wurk anymore simple rite??? and yoo no wot that meenz it is time to tern to my old frends the afrikan bankers!!! ummmm or in this kayse the fbi!!!
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