The Oceanside Animals
And their imaginary friends
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Teen Point Five Million
Vermin: “HISSS! I’m not sure I’m entirely comfortable traveling over all this water on a heavily laden magic flying coaster.” Dennis: “Oh it’s fine! I’ve only got one more stop to make and I don’t think it’s very far.” Vermin: “HISSS! All right, good!… Continue Reading “Teen Point Five Million”
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The Chicago Way
Dennis: “There sure is a lot of whooping and clanging going on back at the bank.” Vermin: “HISSS! Oh it’s just the cops. Nothing to worry about. Where are we going next?” Dennis: “Chicago. Dada has an unclaimed box full of money in a… Continue Reading “The Chicago Way”
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Observed Around The House
Mouse: “Dennis, why do you have your mama’s laptop?” Dennis: “Well since we’ve had a lot of extra expenses lately with my surgery and my heart and stuff, I thought I’d try to help out by earning some green papers again.” Mouse: “What do… Continue Reading “Observed Around The House”
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You May Already Be A Winner
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Won’t Someone Think Of The Children?
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wurdy wensday spam!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay happy noo yeer evrybuddy!!! i wanted to tayk a moment to let my frends hoo hav wurdpress blogs no that laytly the faymus anti spam software akismet has aparently ben marking my komments as spam!!!… Continue Reading “wurdy wensday spam!!!”
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come sayl away!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay dada may hav ben inkapasitayted for most of last week but not us!!! me and trixie and tucker hav mayd a lot of progres on owr jurnee to dennis masachewsits chek owt this map wot… Continue Reading “come sayl away!!!”
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Lifeboat
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel owr trip to dennis massachewsits has run into a bit of a snag on akkownt of a krooz ship beeing ware it shudnt hav ben but we ar finaly mayking progress chek it owt!!!
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Overheard Around The FBI
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Overheard Around the House
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noo kareer oppertoonitee!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as menny of yoo ar aware i hav ben faythfullee korresponding with varyus african bankers and guvernmint offishals in an effort to klaym millyuns of dollers in funds wot ar ritefully sumwun elses but… Continue Reading “noo kareer oppertoonitee!!!”
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Overheard Around The Board Room
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we ar frum the guvernment and we ar heer to giv yoo munny!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay thanks evrywun for yore konsern abowt dada beeing to bizzy wurking to help me post my adventchers however i hav come up with a solooshun!!! dada wurks becuz he needs munny to keep me in… Continue Reading “we ar frum the guvernment and we ar heer to giv yoo munny!!!”
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Hipsters, Lulu, & Company
Thank you Petcretary Ingrid of Meezer’s Mews & Terrieristical Woofs!
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