Hello friendlies! Lulu here! This week we had something called “Independence Day”, which is a day when Mama and Dada don’t work and the television gets played really loud in the evening while treats rain from the sky for no apparent reason. But before… Continue Reading “Lu The Guajome Regional Park!”
Big Mouth: “Hamburgers!” Mouse: “What I don’t quite get is your angle in doing all this for the Hipsters.” Producer Smurf: “Angle? What angle? You think I can’t just smurf something nice for my friends?” Mr. Nibbles: “You look a little glum, Chaplin.” Chaplin:… Continue Reading “Hamburger Helper”
Mr. Nibbles: “You look like you have a question, friend Hipsters.” Chaplin: “We don’t understand why we’re having a party for Dennis but he isn’t here for it.” Spicoli: “Oh, little dudes, this isn’t a party. It’s a memorial service. And that’s how memorial… Continue Reading “In Memoriam”
Greetings, quivering civilians! This is Saya the Mighty, checking in from points north. Did you know that we have tree squirrels up here? DID YOU? Well, we do. They sit in their trees and they taunt us. DIE, TREE RATS!
Jack Sparrow: “Land ho! Mr. Spicoli! Prepare to launch the ship’s tender!” Spicoli: “The what now, dude?” Jack Sparrow: “The small boat for going ashore! Savvy?” Spicoli: “I don’t see anything like that on board, dude.”
Spicoli: “What makes you so sure you can find Dennis and the Black Pearl, dude?” Jack Sparrow: “I have an excellent crew, Mr. Spicoli. They will continue on the course I set, for a fabled island rich with treasure. We are now making for… Continue Reading “Come Sail Away”