Come Sail Away


Spicoli: “What makes you so sure you can find Dennis and the Black Pearl, dude?”
Jack Sparrow: “I have an excellent crew, Mr. Spicoli. They will continue on the course I set, for a fabled island rich with treasure. We are now making for that same island. I can only hope we reach it in time, for the inhabitants are said to be clever tricksters. I fear your friend may be in well over his head.”
Spicoli: “Yeah, well, he usually is.”

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The Winds of Rodents


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a skolarly treetis on the importanse of treez!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay reesently wen i wuz going thru dadas emayls lukking for messadjes abowt unklaymd funds in afrikan bank akkownts and other valyooabul offerz i kaym akross this emayl frum a playse calld green gestures chek it owt!!!

One Blog, One Tree

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now obviusly this emayl must be referring to my blog on akkownt of dada is a notorius tree merderer wot with all his silly buks he rote wot ar printed on payper wot is mayd owt of ded trees!!! beesides hoo better to diskuss the importanse of trees then a dog??? so lets reevyoo all the ways wot treez benefit the wurld ok heer goze!!!

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Trixie Tuesday: Say Hello To My Little Furs

Well, hello, Trixie. Are you guarding the yard from squirrels?

“No. I’m taking a little break in the shade.”

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the hownd of monty kristo!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i am heer in prizzin awayting a heering or sumthing on akkownt of i releesd a hippo and it trampled sumbuddy naymd roger or sumthing i am not reely shoor but fortchoonatly i hav fownd an atturnee to represent me and trixie and git us owt of trouble!!!

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