reepeet sunday: its an old sunday awards and meem show!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yoo may reemember that bak in april my dadas mama and dada wer suppozed to visit us frum the mithikal land of noo york however due to an unekspekted rebellyun on the part of my dadas dadas gall bladder the trip wuz kanseld but gess wot??? dadas dada is all better and now they ar heer!!! it wuz just like in this klassik greeting frum times past!!!

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The Rice Pirates

Having spent the last several hours crawling through filthy ventilation systems with John McClane has finally paid off, as we have reached a vent that will give us access to the main hangar of the Spud Star, where our ship, the Orca, is sits unguarded. Darth Tater has deployed all of his Spudtroopers to the other decks, never considering that we might be planning to steal aboard our vessel and escape; he knows me too well to think I would ever abandon the rest of the crew, who are his prisoners. But he has not reckoned on John McClane, who considers our teammates hippies, and has no compunction about ruthlessly abandoning them to make our getaway. Little do we know that out there in the coldness of space, closer than we could imagine, there lurks a ship carrying men who are more desperate, hungry, and ruthless than John McClane, Tucker, and Darth Tater put together …

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Dog Impact

Having achieved orbit and rendezvoused with the shuttle, we are now prepared to travel to the outer limits of the solar system and destroy the Alaska-sized asteroid that threatens to obliterate all life on earth. Our precious payload of Pop Rocks and soda is the only thing standing between our planet and a deep impact.

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its the sunday awards and meem show feetchering show toons performd by darth vader!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to this weeks sunday awards and meem show feetchering darth vader singing my theem song wot i wrote myself!!! welkum to the show darth vader!!!

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So Long And Thanks For All The Fries

Just when it looked like the crew of the Heart of Gold would be bringing us back to Earth without any further incidents, the ship’s short-range radar picked up an enemy vessel closing fast. At first we were afraid that Captain Sweet Tater had somehow found us again, but it turned out to be something far, far worse …

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Revenge of the Pup-I

While trying to escape from the prison section of the Death Spud, Trixie, Tucker, and I accidentally crossed paths with our evil captor Potato Puff Tarkin and his even more evil henchman Darth Tater, formerly captain of the Space Spud. With Spudtroopers coming up the hallway behind us, there seems to be no way to escape, unless we can work a miracle …

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The Tater Strikes Back

As I ended my last dispatch, I was trapped in the trash compactor with my colleagues Tucker and Trixie aboard the vast space station, known as the Death Spud, that I had originally mistaken for a moon. Although our position is precarious, it seems that we are momentarily safe — at least, until the walls start moving …

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Kong Wars

Now that my shuttle has passed through the wormhole, I find myself in a galaxy far, far away. Now that I am closer to it, the enormous object that I took for a moon has proved to be an enormous space station, the likes of which I have never seen before. I can only hope that those who operate it are friendly, because now, they know I am here …

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The Final Frontier

With the trouble with taters resolved, the Enterprise has been making good time toward the distant space station that sits at the edge of a dangerous wormhole. Now that we are out of danger, the crew has begun to relax, even though we are approaching the outer limits of explored space. I hope that this is not the wrong time for us to let down our guard, here at the final frontier.

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Kong Trek

After being forced into an early launch by the unexpected attack from the giant hedgehog known as Spiny Norman, my alien friends have set a course for their homeworld in deep space. Because of a strict no-pets policy enforced by their planetary HOA, I cannot accompany them. Fortunately, their route out of the solar system takes us near a top-secret experimental government starship built with technology obtained from Keepers of the Giant Kong. They give me a strange alien atomic artifact as a parting gift, and then beam me through the icy vacuum of space to my new home aboard the starship Enterprise.

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libel!!! slander!!! infamy!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i wuz yoozing that googul thing that dada talks abowt i think its just a fad and will nevr ketch on but ennyway i wuz trying to find eksampuls of other suksessful vizsla biznessdogs and insted i fownd a big articul abowt this guy

Vizsla was the leader of the Mandalorian Death Watch. He formed the group following Jaster Mereel‘s ascension to Mandalore in 60 BBY and his promulgation of the Supercommando Codex. Vizsla wished to continue their marauding ways, with the ultimate goal of starting a new Mandalorian War and conquering the galaxy.

wot wot wot is this mandalorian deth watch supercommando codeks i hav nevr herd of sutch things altho i can sort of git behind conkering the galaxy at leest to rid it of ninja hedjhogs stil it is unakseptabl that the gud name of the vizsla is being soyld by such a karakter unforchoonatly this evil alien person is ded having ben eeten by sumthing calld a dire-cat wich sownds like a larjer and slitely less cranky verzhon of trouble the kitty but ennyway i must undo the damaj he has dun to the vizsla name so wunse my caveear has bekum a big suksess i will be bilding a time masheen to take me bak before he did all this bad stuf and i will convinse him of the error of his wayz i think just sum cuddels and face licking will do the trik ok bye