The Dog Whisperer – Part 1

Not long ago, my wife’s flyball team sponsored an animal communicator to come in and talk to the dogs.  She brought Dennis in for a chat, and Tucker tagged along as well.  Here’s an edited version of the communicator’s session with Dennis:

Dennis Talks To The Animal Communicator

The edited version is about ten minutes long.  Here are some of the highlights:

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more presents frum the majikal mailboks!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot??? yesterday i wuz wishing for more guddies to come in the mayl and then they did!!! so today i am wishing for a truk ful of stakes to brake down in frunt of my howse!!!! ok so wile i am wayting for that truck to arrive lets tawk abowt the presents wot i got yesterday:

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The Adventure of the Nibbled Chicken

Hello, good readers.  This is Tucker the Vizsla.  Recently, some scurrilous rumors and dubious video footage has surfaced purporting to show me trying to get at a chicken that Mama was defrosting in the kitchen sink.  But do these rumors hold up to scrutiny?  Let’s investigate.

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its all abowt motivayshun

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as yoo no my brother tucker the other vizsla is supposedly a sweet old dog hoo just sleeps all day on mamas lap

wel tucker then how do yoo eksplayn this???

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wot duz entrapmint meen???

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizlsa dog hay wel it luks like tucker is definitly feeling better theez days becuz luk wot he is up to:

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