Lulu: “… And then the red panda escaped while the ninja was tossing her cookies!”
Chaplin: “A ninja who tosses cookies? What flavor were they?”
Lulu: “Umm, vomit flavor I guess? I was a little busy rolling around.”
The Ninja Afterbath
Tag: stinky
Odors Away!
Ninja: “I said, Have you seen an escaped red panda around here?”
Lulu: “Ummm, why, did you lose one?”
Red Panda: “… 2 … 1 … Zero!”
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its the sunday awards and meem show whirld toor memoryal day weekend edishun!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to the sunday awards and meem show whirld toor coming to yoo live frum a sweltringly hot dunjun sumware neer a banana plantayshun!!!
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skunkalishus three
*koff* hello nice reederz its *koff* dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot *koff* i finaly got to meet the *koff* skunk owt in the bakyard tonite i ran owt and *koff* there it wuz and it lifted up its tale and *koff* sprayd me rite smak in the face i cudnt even open my *koff* eye for a wile it was so stinky i hav to say its *koff* not at all wot tucker and trixie led me to *koff* ekspekt to be onnest i didnt like it much at all
my sister trixie wuz *koff* owtside too but she didnt even try to go get the *koff* skunk and i sware she wuz laffing at me wile mama cleand me up *koff* im starting to think maybe she wuz conning me the hole time she wuz *koff* telling me that chaysing skunks wuz fun yes ive definitly lernd my lessun wen it comes to skunks *koff* yoo shood always aproach them from the front i will *koff* try that nekst time and i think it will wurk better ok bye
*koff*
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skunkalishus too
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot the skunk came arownd agin last nite yoo may remember that the last time the skunk stopd by my sister trixie the chow-shepherd hoggd all the nice skunk spray for herself well she did it agin she and tucker charjd owt in the middel of the nite barking tucker didnt get enny of the yummy skunk joos tho just trixie its not fare that she gets to have all the fun but then agin mama was pretty mad at trixie and tucker for running owtside like that
becuz it was too late to give trixie a bath she had to stay owt the hole nite mama sed if trixie wants to play with the skunk then she can sleep with the skunk so maybe im glad i stayd in the nice warm bed the skunk smels nice but id rather cuddel mama and dada than the skunk
today mama got home erly and gave trixie a bath with her speshul skunk remover and then washed her with baby powdur shampoo and then she rubbed trixie all over with branches from the rosemerry bush so now trixie smels like a skunk that rolld arownd in talkum powder and then got into the spice cabinet oh wel at leest she got to come back in the howse and i bet mama will lok her in after dark this time ha ha ok bye
The Oceanside Animals 