Don’t Fence Me In

Mouse: “Chaplin, are you familiar with the term ‘fence’ … ?”
Chaplin: “Of course. Lulu complains about the fence all the time. She says it keeps her from chasing the squirrels that live on the hillside.”

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Chaplin: “Lulu was telling me how she gets treats for turning in things she steals, like Mama’s glasses or shoes, so I figured I would get in on the action.”
Mr. Nibbles: “But how did you steal this much stuff? And where did you steal it from? I mean, I know your house is a little cluttered, but I’ve never seen any of these things around.”
Spicoli: “Dibs on the PlayStation!”

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